Ok, time for me to open a cafe style thread.
Which one liner would you use on the person above you in this thread?
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sherwani or sari may farq nahi pataa isko
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Can you adopt me? 
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stop staring at my abs!!!
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you are the cutest, most intelligent, caring and warm person I have ever come across.
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um ew.
(that's probably the most a girl has ever spoken to shooger)
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hmmmmmmmmm .
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Guys shouldnt care what gals say as long as they (guys) are getting what they need.
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you're the smartest dude alive (frm what you just said..tht is) :D
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you sick pervert.
folks, i can assure you, shoogerbooger here can't get ladies to talk to him, let alone what he needs :p
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in this case
a good spanking
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Spanking? Don’t be influenced by them! You’re better than that!
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wasn’t talking about you ..it was sugar
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keep the change 
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I have a life outside my computer. I dont post 30 times a day. Look who’s talking 
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I’m 15, you’re 20 something. You have a car. I don’t.
The simple fact that you POST under those circumstances is sorry enough. :]
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hey that was 3 lines 
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Bhaandi, can I babysit your kids? :halo:
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they will prolly make yo into a baby and sit on you 
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^ lol