A Japanese and an American are travelling together in a train . The American is curious about the Jap’s nationality so he decides to ask a question .
American : “Which -ese are you ?” .
Jap : " What ?? " .
American : “I said, which -ese are you ?” .
Jap : " Sorry, but I do not get you " .
American : “OK,OK, I meant are you Chinese, Japanese or Taiwanese ?” .
Jap : " Oh, OK . I am a Japanese " .
The Jap then decides to ask a question .
Jap : “Which key are you ?” .
American : “What ??” .
Jap : “I said, which key are you ?” .
American : "Please make the question clear for me " .
Jap : "Well… I meant, are you a Monkey, a Donkey or a Yankee ? " .
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