* WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

One common question was asked to 4 people in an interview… . INTERVIEWER : WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light , Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy:It is the Thought;b’cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can **blink **and it’s hard to realize you blinked

SANTA : Its loose motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) “WHY”? SANTA : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, ** and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over :bummer: **!!!

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gross..

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Hehe !!

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(i was planning to post this joke)

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Aaj ka kaam kal par mat choro :stuck_out_tongue:

Naheen Batatay :barbie:

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haha yeh bhi sahi hai

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Hehehe :rotfl:

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Lol :cb:

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