My very first choice is `Mission Kabul’…
jaani Dushman: ek anokhi kahaani. This is by far the worst movie ever.
Its got everything in it. Matrix stunts, a huge star cast, a friend coming back from the dead, ichaa dhaari nagin lol...
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All of them.
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!!!
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There are MANY MANY MANY crappy bollywood movies. Even the ones I liked as a kid…now as an adult…I can find cheezy crap in them!
That said, it’s hard to choose which movie deserves the prestigious “most crapiest” award. However…off the top of my head…one movie that comes to mind is “Aur Pyar Hogaya”…it was Aishwarya Rai’s first movie. And I wonder if Aishwarya herself is embarrssed by it. Even if she had the **BEST **acting skills…the movie still would have flopped because the story is so flimsy. It had these cartoon like airplane graphics that were supposed to be “real”…but failed miserably in convincing the audience.
And in one scene…Aishwarya’s grandmother talks about lovers singing and dancing around the trees. 
Now we all know that these song and dance numbers don’t take place in real life. A girl and a guy don’t bust out in a song and gyrating dance moves in the middle of a park…whilst supporting dancers leap out from the bushes. We know it doesn’t happen in real life. And it’s even more annoying and absurd to have a grandma in a movie…try to make this seem like a natural reality
The only redeemable quality was that Aish and Bobby looked good.
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m aaaaaaaaaaaa nnnnnnnnnnnnn......apat nai sari achi hain!!!!
Although I admire Amitabh as an actor, some of his films such as JAADUGAR & INSAANIYAT really stink
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the one where a girl and a guy fall in love and they can't marry each other because one of them is from a lower class family, but at the end they end up marrying each other. that movie is really crappy.
the one where a girl and a guy fall in love and they can't marry each other because one of them is from a lower class family, but at the end they end up marrying each other. that movie is really crappy.
Which one? Oh you mean THAT one? Or wait...is it THAT one? No no....it's THAT one, right? Or is it THIS one? Oh...so it's THAT one?
LOL...........there are way too many movies on the subject of two lovers from two different socioeconomic classes falling in love and defying all odds to tie the knot..
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There have been sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many.
Rule of thumb is the more people who are associated with the movie rave and boast about the movie, the crappier it turns out to be. At least, this is what my observation has been in the recent past.
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Mission Kabul is a weird movie also. I thought it would have real stuffs upon watching it's trailors and John Abraham's interviews and his narrations about his stay in Afghanistan.I thought even the theme would have some credible stuffs but the very first opening shots of the movie made me me ooh.The Paki Taliban fighter reminded of some funny charecter and the whole movie is a complete waste of money and resources.
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I think the question should be
*Which is NOT the crapiest Bollywood movie you have ever watched? *
otherwise it will be a list of every single bollywood movie ever made
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shortcut was just crap no doubt, I feel asleep in the theatre and den left halfway to watch ice age 3 for the third time. Well over all, all the movies are crap except DIL WALEY DULHANIYA LEY GAYEIN GEY and ANDAZ APNA APNA AND JO JEETA WO SIKANDAR. hehe I love these movies. :D rest are just a copy of hollywod, made in a paindo way.
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I always thought paindo was an urudu/Punjabi word.But just now only I realized what it does mean... Pakistan India ..... :p
I always thought paindo was an urudu/Punjabi word.But just now only I realized what it does mean... Pakistan India ..... :p
you mean like combining pakistan and india.......so........pindia?
you mean like combining pakistan and india.......so........pindia?
pindia sounds like Bhindian(okra) in punjabi. or maybe I'm just thinking too much food.
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Too many. But of recent years, most of Akshay kumar flicks like Welcome, Singh is King. Kambhat Ishq and so on.
If Indian movies r so crap pakistanis r not required to see them- its not a potential market for bollywood anyway-stick to ur own lollywood-or listen to some mulla crap go for u guys
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^You could have saved your breath and saved us all from this wholly unneeded rant.