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Where’s the news?
Nadeem F Paracha October 16, 2007
Tags: media , TV , news , lawyer movement , protests , Chief Justice , Musharraf , Pakistan

Saturday, October 7, 2007: I am watching Imran Khan in a talk show on TV. He is looking sullen, tired and not quite in his element in spite of the fact that he is on a channel that has given him the most exposure in the last couple of years. He looks disappointed and perhaps, even betrayed. He indirectlybemoans the way most of his new-found comrades in the All Parties Democratic Movement (APDM) have been lethargic and untrustworthy, especially in the face of General Musharraf’s two judicial “victories” and then, of course, the way he swept the presidential elections.

What’s more, Imran sat there slipping into further brooding, as the news of the fizzling out of APDM’s strike call that day started making its way through the equally disappointed-looking talk-show host’s lips. The most interesting thing in this respect is the way Imran behaves. Not as a hardened politician, but as an easily excitable modern Pakistani anchorman. In other words, a man (or a woman) of limited knowledge and experience in realpolitik, but one who gets carried away by his own hype. After all, Imran remains the electronic media’s most obvious construct.

The same Saturday, I also watched a group of lawyers informally chat with a couple of TV talk-show hosts from various news channels at the Karachi Press Club. Interestingly though, both the parties looked bemused and somewhat surprised as they saw in front of them (on a TV set), Musharraf gliding towards victory and no sign of “the hundreds and thousands of lawyers, traders and common people” that were being predicted to come pouring out into the streets in protest.

I found all the bemusement rather strange. Because isn’t it obvious that this “lawyers movement” is turning out to be an illusionary (and at times somewhat deluded), construct? Let me put it this way: What would be the result if one were to minus the role of the electronic media and the way it has covered this “movement”? It would surely have been an event, but the sort that is in the news one day, and out the next.

Thus, it seems even more far-fetched on the part of the many TV anchormen and the lawyers when they actually start equating this “movement” with the one led by left-wing student groups and the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) in the late 1960s against the Ayub dictatorship, or with the 1976 Pakistan National Alliance (PNA) movement led by Asghar Khan and the Jamaat-i-Islami against the Z A Bhutto regime.

Those were genuine movements participated wholeheartedly by large sections of the civil society. But where exactly are these important sections in this “movement” I ask, even though the bulk of TV anchormen and talk-show hosts across the many channels will have you believe that some sort of a democratic revolution is afoot in this Land of the Pure.

Of course, cynically speaking, airing such sentiments by the channels and their analytical commentaries are good for ratings, but something a lot more striking can also happen. And it has. As is apparent with the apathetically and lukewarm manner the majority of Pakistanis have responded to the strike calls given by the opposition parties and the lawyers, it seems the so-called democratic revolution is unfolding only on our TV screens!

Isn’t it now evident that the general political and civil support that the Chief Justice of Pakistan (CJP) got was like a one-off outpouring, and of whose victorious judicial conclusion was satisfying enough for most participants to return to their more mundane, day-to-day activities? But one should also remember, for the news channels it made great television, and good television means more viewer ship which in turn guarantees bigger advertising revenues.

Again, on a cynical level, this makes obvious business sense. However, what all the obsessive, no-holds-barred and somewhat wild 24/7 coverage of matters like the CJP’s ouster and comeback, the so-called “lawyers movement” and the Lal Masjid disaster also did was to surrealistically turn news channels into new entertainment avenues!

In other words, at the moment it is the local news channels which are posing the purely entertainment channels the biggest challenge. So much so that some “mixed channels” which deal in both entertainment and news programs are now investing and allocating more money, resources and time to news shows rather than on entertainment programming.

This not only suggests that news shows and coverage are bagging the biggest audiences, but also that this is exactly why many of these news shows and wall-to-wall coverage of political events are being liberally punctuated with highly animated and exaggerated theatrics and language fit for an over-the-top soap opera. And this is how they are being seen by the larger sections of the audience as well; as a soap opera – a fascinating, loud drama of sorts whose script is being written by anchormen, hosts and their favourite political guests.

But what happens when the soap opera starts to lose steam? What happens to all the “stars” it had shaped and created, as in this case the lawyers, the anchormen, the talk-show hosts and a few repetitive opposition politicians? The answer to this can be found in the news channels’ latest coverage of the “ongoing lawyers’ movement”. It was rather odd watching journalists and the lawyers battling it out with raving and drooling cops outside the Supreme Court in Islamabad. I mean, where were the masses?

Thus, was it a case of desperation, to make dramatic news when none was available in the shape of action and participation of the common people?

Of course, millions across the country saw the bloody drama unfold outside the Supreme Court and on Constitution Avenue, but only a handful were ready to come out in the street to protest this “state brutality” against the media and the lawyers.

If logic be allowed to prevail instead of desperate game play, the conclusion to this is simple: The so-called masses have started treating news channels and their stars like they would any entertainer. It is also apparent that many feel that the lawyers and the electronic media have started to seem rather irrational and dangerously desperate.

As the so-called “movement against Musharraf” and the unfolding “democratic revolution” start seeming like a shrinking reality no bigger than a 26-inch TV screen, the soap opera that it has become across various news channels now seems to be devolving into a vigilante thriller, such is its tone. It seems it has now all come down to the volatile sentiment of pure and simple revenge. This is what happens when a revolution is televised live. It first makes marketable caricatures out of the revolutionaries and then eventually turns them into Sultan Rahees!

Very entertaining, indeed, but where’s the news?

This article was first published in Dawn Images on 13 Oct. 2007

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Cholesterol Say Paak
Nadeem F Paracha November 8, 2007
Tags: emergency , protest , resistance , Karachi , people , civil society

An old friend of mine, once watching one of those cooking oil TV commercials claiming the oil was " cholesterol say paak," asked, "kya matlab, kya cholesterol napaak hota hai?"

Well, such are the ways of language used without much thought. Language learned and spoken without meaning,becoming jargon and rhetoric lapped up and spouted out to trigger off responses that are more instinctive than thoughtful.

So, this reminded me of the way the press these days is out and about using the word "civil society." When they say something like, "the lawyers were joined by members of the civil society in their protest against the Emergency," are they suggesting that those who preferred to stay at home, or rather, had to put in their daily eight hours of work at the office, are uncivil?

Because if there is a civil society, then there must be an uncivil society as well, right? Now what can that be? Maybe it is a society of people who actually go out and vote during a general elections, but prefer watching a cricket match on the tele when members of the "civil society" give a call to come out on the streets "to defend democracy."

Of course, it does not matter that most fine, well-bred members of the "civil society," these days seen in newspaper photos jumping up and down and decrying the "murder of democracy," hardly ever venture out to vote. This stark irony is not lost on the uncouth members of the uncivil society, though. Those barbarians.

Mind my barbaric, uncivil sense of comedy, but I just couldn't help stumble into a short, sharp burst of manic laughter after watching a photo in an English daily of a decked up lady standing outside the posh Agha's Supermarket in Karachi, carrying a placard denouncing Musharraf's Emergency.

Of course, the dreadful, dreadful Emergency did not stop the famous supermarket to stack up its usual stock of imported goodies though; a tragic, catastrophic, awful happening that only used to plague the uncivil people of former Communist countries.

But had this been the case here, the lady would have flown out to Dubai by now. To hell with democracy. After all, as most uncivil beings will tell you, it's easy to defend democracy on a full stomach. If so, then does this mean that the civil society's recent revolutionary antics and chants are nothing more than a loud burp?

However, even more intriguing is the desperation being exhibited by most English dailies in trying their utmost to bang on our uncivil heads that "members of the civil society" are now very much part of the lawyers' movement against Musharraf. Right.

I mean, actually putting a photo of a "demonstration" held by one woman (one civil woman, mind you), is rather stunning an act. How about putting a picture of a busy shopping area in Lahore, or busier business district in Karachi. That's a demonstration as well, isn't it? A demonstration of life as usual. And it certainly has a lot more people than the one standing outside the supermarket and the fourteen outside the Karachi Press Club.

The leading heroes of the wonderful "civil society" these days are the protesting lawyers. Gets me all excited and teary eyed. Yeh tho khusi kay ansoon hain, paglay. But expect a barbaric member of the uncivil society to spoil my joy. His name is Yasir and he sells paan and cigarettes on Karachi's Zainab Market.

About a month ago, while talking to his assistant, Anwar, I heard him saying something about a lawyer's rally in Karachi that was covered by a famous TV news channel. " Abay, kal Waheed Bhai koh TV pay dekha tha? Kya chilaangain maar raha tha!"

I barged into the conversation and asked who this Wahid Bhai was. As it turned out, Wahid Bhai was the ex-lawyer of one of Yasir's maternal uncles who was (according to Yasir) "wrongfully" arrested for some petty crime. Yasir said that the crime was so flimsy that a junior lawyer could have gotten him off easily. He said they went through three inexpensive lawyers (one of which was Wahid Bhai), but all of them gave Yasir's family and uncle such a run around that the uncle actually decided to go to jail and complete the two years sentence the judge eventually handed him.

"And now look at him (Wahid Bhai)," said Yasir (in Urdu). "He's on TV waving his fists and swearing to bring down Musharraf's dictatorship." Hearing this, I let out a cynical burst of laughter. But Yasir remained serious. How uncivil of him.

I've angered a lot of friends recently with my stand on the current situation in the country. I am no lover of dictatorship nor was I so hunky-dory when the Emergency was imposed. But I am not the one to miss out on the ironies and the contradictions in the ways of the people decrying the Emergency. As I have mentioned here, the "civil society" reeks of hypocrisy and pretension in this respect, and I raised an eyebrow when the former CJP ordered to put yet another fanatic in charge of the Lal Masjid. And don't even get me started on the TV news channels. From news relaters they became news creators. "Democracy" and "Jihad" became brands targeted at a market of bored audience who now looked to these channels as new entertainment avenues. Speaking live to terrorists and extremists and talk programs mutating into political versions of the Jerry Springer show certainly beat the mundane ways of a soap opera or a music video. No wonder these channels started getting more advertising than the entertainment channels.

So, on Wednesday last some channels did manage to return. One of them talked about the economy in a show which was otherwise known to tackle political events, while the other channel managed to run at least one of its fiery political talk shows, Luqman.Com.

Of course, Bhai Luqman would seem rather out of it while talking economics, so he decided to still give the viewers another brimstone and fire performance by bashing the civil society's most popular target: Benazir Bhutto.

However, last month, it was quite a sight observing the faces of the members of the "civil society" as they shockingly watched millions from the uncivil society turn up to greet Benazir Bhutto. They hated it. Her arrogance and charges of corruption on her withstanding, I have noticed that the thing that bothers the "civil society" about Ms. Bhutto the most is the way she and her party reminds them of the dreaded " awami raaj." Rule of the great unwashed.

Yes, in spite of all the ideological and political changes it has gone through, the Pakistan Peoples Party still remains to be the only party in Pakistan capable of at least giving the common people (the uncivil lot), an illusion of peoples power. Also, unlike the "civil society," most of the uncivil people who turned up to greet Ms. Bhutto on that fateful day in Karachi, actually go out and vote. And she knows this and thus doesn't seem to be disturbed by the tyranny of confused middle-class morality that looks to be ruling the agendas of our news channels and the "civil society."

And here lies my problem with this "civil society." This protest movement being splashed so dramatically across newspapers and websites these days is now deeply rooted and emerging from this twisted moral mentality. That's why you can now actually hear fanatics like Hamid Gul, conservatives like Nawaz Sharif, the so-called "objective" anchormen and the likes of that decked up supermarket aunty singing along to the same tune.

The aunty also makes me understand why one can now also see some editors of frivolous fashion pages suddenly delivering passionate tirades against the powers that be and why all of a sudden we see the unleashing of similar tirades by the overrated young daughter of late Murtaza Bhutto (no saint, he) and, lo and behold! Jamaima baby!

A couple of days ago, a group of students from a prestigious university in Lahore arrived at my office to meet me. They said they were angered by the fact that a progressive man like me who stood up against the Zia-ul-Haq dictatorship as a student, has decided not to join the "movement against the Emergency."

"What movement, where?" I asked?

"Don't you read the papers?" One of them asked.

"I do," I said, "but I usually get my news by driving around the city. I see a look of uncertainty on the faces of the people, but no great movement," I said.

"Go on the BBC website and you'll know," said one of the girls.

"I did," I said. "But it seems the BBC or CNN or whatever is talking to the civil society rather than the uncivil one. And it is the throngs of uncivil men and women who really matter," said I.

They looked puzzled. Disappointed. Until one of them, a young intelligent looking lad who also claimed to be a Socialist, started to quote from an Imran Khan speech that he gave on their campus the day the Emergency was imposed.

"Wait a minute," I said. "What is a Socialist and a group of progressive young people doing listening and nodding to a reactionary?"

He had absolutely no idea about the contradiction I was trying to point out. But then, failing to avoid contradictions is an endearing feature of the "civil society."

The truth is, had the "civil society" reacted the same way against all the Fazaluulahs and Abdul Rashids, the Hamid Guls and the Shahid Masoods as it is does against Benazir Bhutto or Musharraf, I would have been more than glad to join their great crusade.

But it can't. Because to me, this crusade, in which I see the lawyers, the democrats, the extremists and the liberals hurled desperately together on the same boat, is a boat being captained by a skewed bourgeois mentality concocted from pieces of religious confusion, splinters of paranoia, chunks of hypocrisy, twists of naivety and most of all, a happily full stomach.

Re: Where's the news? Cholesterol Say Paak (EXCELLENT ARTICLES, MUST READ)

NFP is a cool writer. Nice reads.

Re: Where's the news? Cholesterol Say Paak (EXCELLENT ARTICLES, MUST READ)

Suhaib, is this above one also from Dawn?
Please provide links as well.

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sorry it was on chowk.com wrriten by Nadeem F Paracha

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Good article.

Re: Where's the news? Cholesterol Say Paak (EXCELLENT ARTICLES, MUST READ)

as long as he does not write about music that is.

Re: Where's the news? Cholesterol Say Paak (EXCELLENT ARTICLES, MUST READ)

That could be right, as I never noticed any great when he was writing on music only :D

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Read this :smiley:
mocking using two popular VJs Anushey and Dino of MTVPk

http://dawn.com/weekly/images/images3.htm

ln the lime of ire