where the hell were you, when i got married?

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: u
take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.The
man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to
cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: “Stop! Stand still! If
you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening
around the corner, barely missing him. “Where are you?” the man
asked. “Who are you?” “I am your guardian angel,” the voice
answered. “Oh, yeah?” the man asked. “And where the hell were you
when I got married?”


Khush naseeb insaan woh hai jo apne naseeb per khush rahay.

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I’m Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be

Rude Boyz Rulez

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Lol

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**The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. **

lolz

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Funnnnyyyy…

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[Hey, this is a nice way to flood… just right lol to every new joke… I’ll reach a 1000 by tomorrow!]


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…so get what you like and like what you have.