After a lesson on heaven,a Sunday school teacher asked,
“Where do you want to go?”..
The class answered “Heaven”
“That’s good,” she told them.“And what must we do to go to heaven?”…
To which little johnny in the back replied,“Die!”
This Jonny is one smart kid…hehehe
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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
yep....little johnny is used in alot of jokes .....he is sort of like a 'dennis the menace of jokes'
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Im gonna die now
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Ye Lamhay, Ye Pal Ham
Barson Yaad Karengay
thats kinda sad bulbuli…how about you wait about 60 years..then consider it…
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hay thats a good one …
My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…