…theek hai agli baar na kar k dekhna…khud pata chal jaye ga…k kia Pilan tha..itni himmat hai k hamare pilan se shanpati karein…hoonh…
aap ka hal jaisa bhi hai jo bhi hai…jis se bhi howa hai…example tu ban hi gaya hai na…ab aqalmund tu wohi hai jo namoonoon se kuch seekh ley..UN jaisa na banney k liye..:halo:…
meri baat per bharosa nahi hai …itni vadi gustakhi… aur uncle tu aur bhi bohat kuch kehte rehte hain…woh sab sach thodi hota hai…woh tu Hrithik ji ko bhi pata nahi kia kia kehte rehte hain…..uncle ki baatoon per bharosa karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai acha..bailan…
aur Sallu bechara naam se hi mar khaa gaya…warna tu theek hai..:halo:…per shukar hai sirf nick name hi Sallu hai..kahin asal naam Saleem hota…tu aaj pata nahi kia hota…
kis ne kaha k woh horro film k liye nominate howi hain…..itni bongiyaan na mara karien..pata hai k adat se majboor hai..per UN k bare mein no shanpati chale gi…mad3…
PS:…jhoot nahi bolti mein..nahi chal raha card…pehle wala bhi nahi khula tha… pata nahi kia hashr kia tha us k saath jo bechara khulne se bhi darta hai ab…
tumhaarai paas aa raha thaa… han nashai mai mai patta nahen chula hu ga ussai kai apni mout ku dawat danai ja raha thaa. acha kia ju wahan sai bhag gain .. aisai lougon kai moun nahen lagna chahiyai …
Saturday ke kahane PM mai sunnaon ga… par abhi naheen raat ku PM kur doun gaa.. abhi tu office mai houn poure kathha nahen likh saktaa tame naheen hai … pur hai kafee mazzai ke… bhallai pouch lu Haleemai sai ..
iss saturday ka bhi programmme hai … daikhu kia hutta hai kal ..
aap ab pangay na lein zyada..us budhey ka ghussa aap per nikal diya na..phir rona beith kar… …
haan mujh mein itni aqal hoti hai..k aise lallo logoon se baat tu door dekhna bhi nahi chaye unhey..is liye mein hat gaye thi…pagal bonga tareen shaks…jahil, ullu, gavar..aur…aur ..hmm.... chora..aur sab kuch..
ab raat tuk kaun intezar karey? aur yeh kis Haleemay ki baat kar rahey hain? haleemay tu koi aur hi hain..jo reply tu karna hi bhool chuke hain..yaadasht gum chuki hai bechare ki :halo:…jitni thi..us ka bhi ram nam sate ho chuka hai…Aaap saleemay ki tu baat nahi kar rahey…
nahi pehle aap bataye apna Pilan uske baad hum analyse karege us pilan ko and then decide karege ki hum aage se aisa karege ya nahi…agar consequences jyada serious ho to hum nahi bhi kar sakte hai otherwise kar li lege
achcha uncle aur kya kehte hrithik ke baare mein ? bataye na please please dekhna chahta hoon ki meri bhi wahi soch hai ke nahi
aur yeh nomination ki baat meine nahi ki thi KK ne kai thi…pehle to mujhe bhi yaqeen nahi hua then unhone convince kar hi liya
haan na agar uska naam Saleem hota to baat hi kya thi…na to woh Hunting case mein pakda jaata na hi hot-and-run wale case mein aur na Aish ke saath itna panga hota…bechara agar naam theek kar leta to bach jaata tch tch tch
oh card phir nahi khula itna cute sa card tha and itna lamba sa message likha tha teary well ab koi aur card site dekhni padhegi…waise i think hallmark ke saare cards now wants Flash 6.0 on the pc…
han aik he baat hai saleema ya haleema…
Hint lemme think … bas ye samajh lu jana tha b’ham aor pouhanch gai newcastle.. but it was real fun … going again this saturday ..
ji nahi…itni bongi nahi hoon mein..halan k aap se baat vaat karti hoon..phir bhi abhi bongi nahi howi..:halo:…mein koi nahi bataoun gi k kia Pilan tha..aap kar k dekhain..khud pata chal jaye ga.. …aur mujhe bata deina..AAJ hi..k panga lein gay ya nahi? hoonh…takey mein pilan ko pakka kar sakoon..
aur mein awayeen bataoun k papa kia kia kehte rehte hain…aur aap ki sooch hai kahan jo papa se mile gi? :halo:..sooch milane k liye soochna zaroori hota hai..aur soochne k liye dimagh naami eik cheez hona zaroori hota hai…jis ki aap mein be tahasha kami hai…pehle woh dhoond lein…phir soochna shoro karna…nanhey nahey arman hain halo..
haan agar us ka naam Saleem hota..tu woh sare waqayaat ho hote hi nahi..wahan tuk nobat puhunchti hi nahi..india mein Mental logoon ko khula jo nahi chodte…:halo:…woh tu aap bhaag kar yahan aa gaye hain tu azaad hain…wahan ja kar batana k Saleem hain…tu phir yahan aye gay ya nahi..yeh tu tub hi pata chaley ga halo..
eik baat nahi hai…bohat farq hai…:halo:…samajh jao gay…sirf tub jab meri sohbat mein rahein gay..warna samajhna aap k bas ki baat nahi…:halo:…
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh B;ham aa rahey theyyyyy??? ..haye re haye…kyun??? herat hai.. b’ham ki lights bhi bund nahi hoween? hamey tu bataya gaya tha k jab aliens atey hain tu lights bund ho jaati hain? Newcastle ki tu howi hi hoon gi…
per aa kyun rahey they? aur dobara kyun aa rahey hain… Allah bhala karey b’ham ka..aaj tuk tu theek tha..ab sat. k baad ka pata nahi../
well tum pehle pilan batao to hum aage batayege ki hum waisa karege ya nahi…otherwise hum nahi bata rahe snooty
aur humare soch ko kuch nahi kehna otherwise hum sochne par majboor ho jayege hoonh and waise bhi humari soch ke aajkal bahot kadardaan ho gaye hai rolleyes
well aisa kuch nahi hai kaafi saare Saleems hai waha bhi and yaha bhi jo ki same category ke smart hai smooth so agar sallu bhi Saleem hota to baat hi kya thi :-p
aur card phir se bhejooon ??? abhi ??? nahi i will send it later today…woh dhoondna bhi to padhega na phir se itna cute sa card tha crying and message bhi phir se type karna padhega…woh phir se woh baat hogi ya nahi message mein pata nahi
KK misaale dene ke liye saamne wale ke IQ ka bhi to khayal kara kare na aap…ab dekh lo inko…khush fehmiya hone lag gayi inko ki hum B’ham (eeks) jaa rahe the…
mein pilan nahi bataoun gi…aur aap bhi na batao k aap karein gay ya nahi..aap ne batana nahi karna hai…agar kia tu khud pata chal jaye ga..mein apni itni keemti energy nahi use karoon gi..
haha aap ki sooch hogi tu ussey kuch kaha jaye ga na…:halo:…Allah khair karey..mental hospital mein bhi kadardaan milte hain? zahir hai un ki aqal se bhi gaye guzri aqal hai…tu qadr tu karein gay hi na..
aur shukar karein k Salman ka naam saleem nahi tha..warna jab woh jail mein gaya tha…tub us ko waheen se Zoo mein dal deytey…phir hum ussey dekh bhi na paate… ..Allah ka shukar…
haan phir se bhejain…abhi … acha chalo thodi deir baad…msg bhi likhey..mujhe bhi nahi pata..
bhoul gia thaa hur aik mensa ka member nahen hutta .. khush fehmmi bhi koe aise waise… yani tumm tu tumm mai bhi saath aa raha houn b’ham… khair tumhara tu bantta hai wahan jana.. (confrence mai of course, just in case loug phir khoush fehm na hu jain) mera wahan kia kaam …
oh tu yani k aap woh karo gay? shanpati karo gay? ..decide kar liya hai? theek hai agar kar hi liya hai..tu theek hai…karo…phir khud dekh li ga…
haan mein bhi yehi keh rahi hoon…k jo aap ki kadr karte hain..bechare aur kar bhi kia sakte hain… issi halat ki waja se hi tu Mental Hospital mein hain woh log..…
hamare ghur se kissi ko Zoo mein nahi dala ok …
nikala tha… :halo:…mere 4 bhaiyoon ko…
raat ka pata nahi…shayad haan shayad na..dekhoon gi, soochon gi, kal parson kuch kahoon gi..per kaam ho jana chaye..
…theek hai agli baar na kar k dekhna…khud pata chal jaye ga…k kia Pilan tha..itni himmat hai k hamare pilan se shanpati karein…hoonh…
…itni vadi gustakhi… aur uncle tu aur bhi bohat kuch kehte rehte hain…woh sab sach thodi hota hai…woh tu Hrithik ji ko bhi pata nahi kia kia kehte rehte hain…
..uncle ki baatoon per bharosa karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai acha..bailan…
..itni bongiyaan na mara karien..pata hai k adat se majboor hai..per UN k bare mein no shanpati chale gi…mad3…
tumhaarai paas aa raha thaa…
acha kia ju wahan sai bhag gain .. aisai lougon kai moun nahen lagna chahiyai …
.. chora..aur sab kuch..
itna cute sa card tha and itna lamba sa message likha tha teary well ab koi aur card site dekhni padhegi…waise i think hallmark ke saare cards now wants Flash 6.0 on the pc…
..Allah ka shukar…
… acha chalo thodi deir baad…msg bhi likhey..mujhe bhi nahi pata..
@ hospital se Zoo
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