well aisa hi hoon mein 
different, unique, namoona, ekalauta sample 
dekho abhi bhi time hai aa jao mele mein …bhel poori khilaooga 
virtual memory ku change kia… aath mai kuch folders delete kia… 
oh achcha disk space issue 
Ahmm Ahmmm… yeah chouree hai
yar abb kuch kurna he purdai ga… souchtaa houn desktop bhi configure kur he loun kab se purda hai adhoora …
KK oooooooo… aap ko nahi pata k mein kin logoon ki baat kar rahi hoon.. oh haan aap ko bhi kaise pata hoga… pata hone aur samajhne k liye dimagh ki zaroorat padti hai…tu tussi rehne do..koi gal nahi..
aur haan jail mein kitne kaam karvate hain is ka andaza tu aap ko hi sab se zyada hoga na..afterall bhage howey qaidi jo hian..kahan kahan se bhaagey howey hain..Mental hospital, Zoo aur ab jail bhi..tobah tobah…aap ka naam kamran nahi Bhaagto hona chaye tha…har jaga se bhagte phirte hain..ya shayad ho skata hai k log hi bhaga deytey hoon..ab har eik mein itni himmat thodi hoti hai k aap ko bardasht kar ley
aur pani ki billi london mein hi hai… aap ko nahi pata chala abhi tuk…dekha yeh farq hota hai samajhdar aur Mr. Kamo mein…mujhe b’ham mein beith kar pata hai k london mein eik Maheen naam ki pani ki billi hai..aur aap ko london mein beith kar hi nahi pata chchch.. 
Fatehaaa time ..... Allah Merhppma ku Rounee surat walla ..........
haan kuch zyada hi different, aur bohat hi vadeeee namoonay
aur waise yeh mela shoro kitne baje hona tha? ab tuk tu khutum ho chuka hoga 
aur bhailpoori aap hi khaana…aur jab wapis ayein gay na tu gana gaye ga..
mein tu raste se jaa rahatha
mein tu bhail poori khaa raha tha..
mein tu ladki ghuma raha tha… (waise tu koi aap k saath ghummey gi nahi…per agar aap ki hi terha koi aur bhi mufti ki banderiya aye hogi tu shayad ghum bhi ley gi )
KK…aap fiker na karo..apna time aney do hum hi padh lein gay aap k liye..apne liye khud na padhein..itna tu rhem hum kar hi sakte hain..afterall rehm dil jo hoon…
well mela to shaam mein hi maza aayega na…
abhi nikalege bas thode der mein
KK se kab se keh raha hoon inke samajh mein nahi aa rahi…lagta hai phoen karke jhaadna padehga
well agar koi mili to zaroor gaaonga yeh song 
aik tu beech mai yeah Maheen kahan se aa gae… panni ke billi tu sirf aik he hai… cute se… :strawberry-aankhain: buhat boulte hai pur… pur issi lia tu pani ke billi kahlatee hai…
Chullu khoub guzrai ge ju mill baithain ge “Bhagoudai du” mill kur Sony, Sky digital aor SUNRISE sunnain ge…
PS: Daagh I will be at your place in about twenty minutes.
Fateha ke baat hu rahee hai Du bouloun ke naheen …
Daagh miya Gawah rehnaa iss baat kai … 
mujhai roune surat walla kaha ja raha hai abhi yahan … 
shaam mein..haan jab sab kuch khutum ho chuka hoga..sab logoon ne perform bhi kar liya hoga kitna ulta chaltey hain aap… dupaher ko jana tha na..ab tuk tu shayad jazzy B, aur rishi rich aur baqiyoon ne perform bhi kar liya hoga… haannnn ab samajh aye …aap waise bhi kaun sa unhey dekhne jaa rahey they…khana hi khane jaa rahey they na..haan tu shayad woh tu bacha hoga hi…unhey pata hoga k ana hai do bandoon ne jo ethopia se ayein hain…1 k liye tu poora stall kam pade ga dosre k liye ketchup hi kafi hai…
haan koi na koi shayad mil hi jaye..umeed per dunya kayam hai.. aur waise bhi agar aap k jane ki zoo mein khabar puhunchi hogi tub tu zaroor mile gi…kyun k banderiya mein dekhna chahti hoon gi jeete jaagte bander ko woh bhi mufti k..
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*Originally posted by Kamran-Khan: *
aik tu beech mai yeah Maheen kahan se aa gae.... :hoo nh: panni ke billi tu sirf aik he hai... cute se... :strawberry-aankhain: buhat boulte hai pur.... pur issi lia tu pani ke billi kahlatee hai...
Chullu khoub guzrai ge ju mill baithain ge "Bhagoudai du" mill kur Sony, Sky digital aor SUNRISE sunnain ge... :roll eyes:
PS: Daagh I will be at your place in about twenty minutes.
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lo..Maheen ko khud hi tu beech mein laye they aap..ab mujh per ilzaam dey rahey hain..khud hi billi kaha tha...tu ab tu andhey ko bhi nazar aa jaye k woh Maheen hi hogi...kyun k Maheen k ilawa Rabia hai yahan jo k Pari hai.. :Pretty:
aur waise yeh PANI ki billi kia hota hai?? billi pani mein kaise tair sakti hai? woh billi hi kaise howi phir???
Bhagoudai du??? dosra kaun..ohhh haan Daagh..haan waise bhi abhi milne wale hain aap log..chalo jamuraa...acha acha tamasha kar k ana mele main.. :D
nahi yeh saare late hi perform karege…waise last time we went in the afternoon koi tha hi nahi achche singers late hi perform karte hai…
well yeah yeh baat to sahi kahi aapne but no comments…shhhhhhhhh!!!
yeah b’ham se kuch zoo se import karne wale hai London wale lets hope koi mil jaye wahi se
pani ke billi naheeen patta… itne cute se hute hai… bilkiul :pretty: aik dum Pari… saath mai ganna bhi gatte hai.. PAri hu mai .. Pari hu mai… mujhai na chunna
Bouloun??
aur is baat mein gawah ki kia zaroorat k mein aap ko roni surat keh rahi hoon…?? mein khud guwah hoon…Khuda gawahhhhh khuda gawahhh… aur waise bhi mein apni baat se mukarti nahi hoon… mein Pari hoon is liye jo keh diya so keh diya..
… miyaa zooo se naheen … abb tumhai import kurna he ke naheen… agar aisa kaho ge phir tu kur lia IMPORT …
Daagh miya zarra Du Bouloun ka matlab tu samjhao… Rabia je tu apne zuban pur kaim rahain ge abb …
kyun..sare k sare late lateef hain?? susti k putle..subah se aye howey hain aur ab jaa kar perform karien gay.. per woh bhi kia karien un ko dekhne wale bhi unhi ki terha hain..sara din chod kar..ab end mein jaa rahey hain..
aur mein hamesha sahi hi kehtihoon…sahi log hamesha sahi baat hi karte hain …aur no comments kyun…bolo bolo tell tell..
b’ham mein tu koi Zoo hi nahi hai? tu yahan se kaise koi aye ga aap ko jis ne khabar di hai shayad woh Zoo ka hi rhene wala hoga..bilkul ghalat khabar mili hai aap ko…jo bhi baderiya aye gi wahi ki hogi…aur gana gaa leina..
khaboo khyaalloon khwahisoon ko chehra mila
mere hone ka matlub mila
koii mill gaya… 