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kaunse bachche ??? kiske bachche ??? kaise bachche ???

woh smilly aiwein hi kehte rehti hai kuch bhi :smack:

haan kiya tha na meine bhi kaam…onions kaate the…:eek: rote rote… :teary3:

mashallah kya calculations hai aapke…mathematics mein Nobel award ke contestant…let me rephrase it sole contestant next year ke bas aap hi ho :rolleyes:

:eek: … ooops tu kia kissi ku batana naheen thaa…:smack:

mein ne aap ki nahi apni ankhoon ki bat ki thi :rolleyes: Allah ka shukar hai meri ankhein aap ki ankhoon ki terha hilti nahi rehti…tikti bhi hain khaas tor per jab Woh aatey hain Tv per.. :blush:

lo..yeh kin ko text kar diya tha..kaun aa gaya aap se pehle…mein tu kissi aur ki baat kar rahi thi.. :konfused:

buss sirf onions kaate…chchc kitne Kaam chor hain kuch log..chch..pata hai kal mein ne itneeeeeeeeee dhair sare onions kaate…aur poori ganga jamna beh gaye…ab mujhe tu dar hai k kahin mere sare ansoo hi khutum na ho gaye hoon :eek: ab mujhe apni rukhsati per glycerene lagani pade gi shayad…

aur haan mujhe pata hai k mein Maths mein kitni achi hoon…aap na bhi kehte tu bhi award mujhe hi milta :snooty:
aap na jalein..

haan wahi to mein bhi onions kaat kar hi thakk gaya and waise bhi KK ke paas recipe thi mere paas thode hi so mujhe kaise pata chalta ki kya banana hai :rolleyes:

achcha aapko pata chala na kitna mushkil kaam hai onions kaarna…well ruskhsati ke samay rona kyon ??? ghar wale to saare khush ho rahe hoge na…rona to bande ke ghar walo ne hai :hehe:

haan yeh bhi hai… ab mujhe nahi sunaye gi tu aur kisse sunaye gi… aur virasat k mutabiq rehm dili ki akloti waris mein hi tu hoon… :Pretty: tu zahir hai..

acha waise…yeh maheen bibi kahan hain aaj kal…? nazar nahi aati?
aur aap ka wohh wala mela kaisa raha? aur aaj k mele per bhi jayein gay na aap dono… mele wale kitne khush hoon gay…k mufti k do bander mil jatey hain unhey..:hehe:

haan is umer mein tu aap ko bohat jaldi thakan ho jati hogi na…chchc.. onions kia aap tu hari mirch kat kar bhi thuk jate hoon gay..bus eik kaam karte waqt nahi thuk sakte..aur woh hai… wohh haii… khana khana aur kia.. :rolleyes: bus eik wohi tu kaam hai jo aap begair thakey jab tuk chaho kar sakte hain…subah shaam, dupaher, raat..har waqt…

aur mujhe AB nahi..bohat pehle hi pata chal gaya tha k onions katna kitnaaaaa :mad: kaam hai..zaher lagta hai mujhe..mere keemti mooti jaise anso tapakte hain..:teary3:

aur bander oh mera mutlub bande k ghur waloon ne kyun rona hai… zyada bhao vao dikhaya na us ne..tu us ko tu waheen tapka kar gadi ley kar bhaag jaoun gi… woh kyun roye ga.. roti shakal kahin ka.. :snooty:

well hum to jeete hi khaane ke liye hai and am very proud of it :blush:

:frowning: yeah agar mein scientist hota na to bina aansoo ke onions banata :hoonh:

well aap jis bandar se …i mean bande se shaadi karogi uski shakal roni hai ??? :eek: aapne dkeha hai usko :o

:konfused: aap kin logoun ke batan kur rahai hu???

…Allah re… jaill mai kitnai kaam kurwatai hain na… jabhi kahte hain… burai kaam ka buraa anjam … :nono4:

heheheheh :hehe:

opppsss…

meine kuch nahi kaha :frowning:

han aor agar aik pani ke billi bhi mill jatte tu kia baat thee… koe baat naheen aglee daffa B’gham mai laggai ga tu zaroor aain ge daikhnai .. :slight_smile:

kaky munne

tayar ho jao…

next 30 mins mein pahocho yaha… :rolleyes:

aur mere khayal se fateha padhna shuru kar dena chahiye :rolleyes:

bass je aaj sai aap official Queen of the Damn…oops Chickens…
Maheen bibi ka tu aap ku patta huna chahiyai naa… :rolleyes:
mujhai kia patta… :hoonh:

mera laptop sahee hu gia… :bhangra: :nuch:

chch sahi bongay hain waise..log proud hote hain k un k paas koi degree hai koi is liye proud hota hai k woh khoobsurat hain..yeh bechare proud hote hain k in k paas sab se zyada khana khane ki degree hai.. :rolleyes:

haan AGAR aap scientist hote tu hamey tu kuch khane ko naseb hi na hota..sara kuch aap k lab mein aa kar hi rafoo chakkar ho jaata :rolleyes: Allah jo karta hai behter karta hai…

agar woh rukhsati k waqt roye ga tu roti shakal hi hoga na…aur mein roti shakloon se shadi kyun karoon :snooty:

kya baat hai…

aisa kya kar diya miya ??? chalta to hai na ??? :eek:

naheen yar… ABCA ke meeting mai gae houn ge…
Queen ju thahrein … :hehe:

PS: All British Chicken Association