ji nahi lux nahi thats the secret 
and i m not choti i m 45 year old bachi aur mere kids bhi 25 aur dosra 20 ka hai ,
aur mujhe daagh ji koi problem nazer nahi aarahi lakin yahan per ek bachi hai aise jiska ilaj ki zarorat hai , meri baat abhi hi shru hoi hai lakin no worries main uska ilaj kerke hi choron gi , koi mareez hi nahi milta aajkal 
ye ladki bari mushkil se haath aai hai ,
aur wo jiski mungni hoi thi wo **pakistani kuri ** hai
chchc ab jhoot bolna bhi shoro kar diya hai… aap ne aaj tuk kabhi kaha k aap kitne Mental hain..nahi na.. tu aap ne yeh kaise keh diya k aap jo karte hain kehte bhi hain…aur woh dialogue us movie ka hai jis ka yeh hai…( jab koi sapna tot ta hai tu bohat dard hota hai..is liye mein ne sapne dekhna chod diya hai) ..ab aap batao yeh kis film ka dialogue hai 
bolo bolo tell tell…
aur hrithik ko retarted aur SRK ko budhao kaha aap ne 
hawwwwww hayeeeeeee aap ki itni majal…itni vadi gustakhi…Allah rey…sab hat jao mere raaste se ab yeh tu gaye…hat jao..chod do mujhe…dishummmm 
acha kia k man liya k hum theek hain…aur agar hum theek hain tu hum wrong kaise ho sakte hain..scoohne wali baat hai na..oh hoo per aap tu sooch hi nahi sakte..upar wala department sara waqt khali jo rehta hai
lo bhayee…inho ne tu poora pilan hi bana liya hai…aur shopping ka bhi bana liya hai..khama kha ladkiyon ko kehte hain..ladkoon ko kitni fiqr rehti hai hamari shopping ki..k hamey shopping karni hoti hai..khud k bare mein kia khiyal hai ..haan 
aur aney jane mein chahey 15 mins lagein ya seconds..mein kyun aaoun..mein apni energy woh bhi itni keemti wali kyun use karoon… aur woh bhi aap se milne k liye … nevaaa… aur waja bhi tu bataye hai na..agar is omer mein heart fail ho gaya tu mera kia ho ga KALIYA hoonh
ji meri amma jan ko jhoot bolne ki adat nahi hai Allah ka shukar..woh jhoot nahi bolti ..is liye woh kabhi aap ko na hi hoshiyar aur honhar kahein gi na hi samjhain gi..aur bacha tu hargiz nahi samajhein gi…tobah tobah :nono: haan per aqal se shayad bacha hi samajhein..
han tu aap ne tu bholna hi tha na..yaad rakhne k liye dimagh jo chaye hota hai… per ab agar pooch liya hai tu bata deyti hoon… k mein kal 4:30 ho soye thi eek phir se… agar yeh mera sone ka time theek ho gaya..tu anarth na ho jaye kahin..
mujhe koi shauq nahi hai car mein sone ka… aap hi soye ga..aur aap hi ko dheeme dheeme music mubarak ho car mein…agar car mein dheeme dheeme music hogi aur thandi thandi pyari pyari hava hogi tu mujhe neend kaise aye gi..mein tu mausam ka maza leina shoro kar doon gi na..budhoo
ohhh tu kahin Palmolive tu nahi ;)..bolo bolo tell tell..acha kaan mein bata dein..koi aur nahi sun paye ga..good idea na..i know i know … oh mashallah aap 45 sal ki hain… meri ammi se bhi badi hain aap tu..tu mein aaj se aap ko jiya auntie ji kahoon gi? theek hai na…haan theek hi hoga mein ne jo kaha hai 
… ohhh bete bhi mashallah vade vade hain…per aap tu sachi mein itni badi nahi lagteen..mein ne soocha aap bhi hamare jitni hi hoon gi… per tu kia howa… hamari dosti phir bhi ho sakti hai..hai na na…dosti mein umer nahi jazbat dekhein jatey hain..hai na na..
aaur aap ko Daagh ji mein koi prob nazar nahi aye?? yeh kaise ho sakta hai..auntie ji eik optician mere janne waley hain..mere saath chalein …mein un se kahoon gi k aap meri auntie hain phir woh free mein ankhoon ka ilaaj kar dein gay..sachi…
aur yeh kis ladki ki baat kar rahi hain aap…kuch jani pehchani lagti hai 
aur hannnnnnnn woh tu PK thi jis ki magni howi thi
hehehe jee aap ek baar phir as usual ekdum sahi samjhe movie ka naam aur yeh mixer grinder aapka hua :biggthumb
well us movie ka ek achcha gaana hai…hmmm…jab kisi ko…(yaad nahi)…pyaar toooooooooo hona hi thaaaaaaaaaa :D…hai na na na na na…bolo bolo tell tell
well agar aap dekho movie Koi Mil gaya…to aap khud hi dekh lena natural retarted acting mein kitna suit karta hai woh…shakal se hi retarted lagta hai…and jaise hi grown up ki ‘acting’ karta hai to pata chalta hai :p…well SRK is good…2-4 saal aur chalega…uske baad ka kuch keh nahi sakte amitji jitna to kabhi grow nahi ho payega bechara …
arey kehdo ki nahi lagta aapko time shopping karne mein…batao batao…mein jab jaata hoon to in 5 mins out of the shop..hum logo ko pata hota hai kya chahiye and kaisa chahiye…jaise hi milta hai khareed lete hai…aap logo ka to nas
heheheh well ab humara to profession hi hai planning for success…so plan to banna hi tha…dekha kiya detailsed plan hai kaha aana hai kya khana hai kya karna hai kaise wapas jaana hai…so aaj jaldi so jaana (4:00) and 6:00 baje uth jaana and jab lunch ke liye ready ho to sms kar dena hum intezaar karega aapla 
hehehe
well auntiji ko jhoot bolne ki zaroorat hi nahi padhegi sach apne aap nikal aayega…ekdum effortless bas dekhte hi tareefe shuru…
wah ji wah to baat progrsss par hai…mashallah 4:30 ka time se ho gaya hai aajakal…good good dekhiyega thode din mein ekdul right time chaloge k
well dheema music and thandi thandi hawa mein relax ho jaoge…not a full sleep and not fully awake bas relaxed and meditated and shaaaaaannnntiiiiiiiii…peace 
ji han aunti hon main aap sab ki and aunti se punga never chunga 
:nono: :nono3:
aur aunti ki husn ka raz tu uncle se hi pochen
aap woh mixer grinder apne ghur ley jaye..aap ko zyada zaroorat hai..
meri taraf se sun flower oil bhi ley jaye ga…aur woh gana yeh hai…
jab kissi ki taraf dil jhukne lage
baat aa kar zuban tuk rukne lage
ankhon ankhon mein iqrar hone lage
bol do gar tumhey pyaar hone lage
hone lage honee lagee…
ab itna kuch agar bande ko ho jaye tu pyar tu baad mein pehle Mental ho jaye ga woh Allah bachaye us ghadi se sab ko..
haan tu hrithik ji achey actor hain mashallah se..tub hi tu har role mein suit karte hain..chahey woh kaho na pyaar hai ka Raj ho ya Koi mil gaya ka Rohit..har role mein waise hi lagte hain..isey kehte hain acting aur acha actor..aap ko kia pata..
aur SRK koiiiiiiiii 2-4 sal nahi rahey ga acha…woh tu 20-40 sal rahey ga inshallah… aur aap ko kaise pata k amitji jaisa nahi ho paye ga..aap antar yaami ho…han waise shayad amitabh se behter hi baney..ab aap ne khabardar un dono k bare mein kuch kaha 
haan nahi lagta hamey shopping mein time…woh kia hai na…kyun k hum ladkiyoon mein dimagh hota hai tub hi tu hum soochte zyada hain k kaun si cheez best rahe gi..aap logon ki terha nahi na kuch dekha na samjha jo nazar aya utha liya.. hoonh isi liye humey aap se zyada aur ‘useful’ time lagta hai…
wah wah..aap ki planning aap ko mubarak ho..planning office tuk hi rakhein… wohi log aaisi Mental planning ko accept karte hoon gay aur us per amal bhi karte hoon gay..aqalmund log nahi karte… aur na tu mein jaldi so rahi hoon..aur na hi jaldi uth kar subah ja rahi hoon..mein ne faisla kar liya hai..aur moher bhi laga chuki hoon
haan auntie ji ‘Agar’ aap ko dekhain gi tub hi sach ya jhoot bol payein gi na..filhal tu mein un ka time, energy aur effort kuch use nahi hone deina chahti…
mein apne timings ko seedha hone hi nahi doon gi..mein ab tu koshish karoon gi k phir se deir tuk soo takey aap ki baat tu na maan sakoon
aur shaantii tu mere room mein hoti hai…dheema dheema music hota hai…hulki hulki hava…srif table lamp on karti hoon aur phir arammmm se bed per lait kar gane sunti hoon …
mujhe yeh sab karne k liye gadi mein jane ki zaroorat nahi hai…
hahahah…wah rey auntie…tussi vi sadi team dey hi lagde ho…aa jaye .. aaj se hamari team mein eik auntie ka izafa.. 
uncle ji hain kahan? un se baat vaat tu ho takey hum raaz pooch sakein…
waise aap USA mein hain na? 
jab kissi ki taraf dil jhukne lage
baat aa kar zuban tuk rukne lage
ankhon ankhon mein iqrar hone lage
bol do gar tumhey pyaar hone lage
hone lage honee lagee…
ab itna kuch agar bande ko ho jaye tu pyar tu baad mein pehle Mental ho jaye ga woh Allah bachaye us ghadi se sab ko..
thats my fav song rubiaa ji ,
aur allah kiyon bachai us ghadi se thats the most beautifull part of your life
mera bhi fav hai.. per meri tu dua yehi hai k Allah mujhe tu bacha kar hi rakhey us ghadi se..mujhe nahi phasna in chakkaron mein..log kehte hain k pyaar andha hota hai..mujhe nahi andha hona… mujhe dekhna hai…mein hrithik ji ko kaise dekhoon gi..
yeh sab soochna padta hai na… haann i know…k pyar kab, kahan kaise ho jaye pata nahi chalta..per Allah na kareyyy 
acha waise mein yeh batane aye thi k mein jaa rahi hoon ab…baad mein baat hogi inshallah ok…
takecare 
Allah hafiz 
hmmmm wah wah aap ko to saare gaane yaad rehte hai
nice song na… i know i know
well mein to aiwein hi keh raha tha i liked his acting in Koi mil gaya meine to aapko pehle hi kaha tha na… but srk and another 30-40 years eek eek eek
heheheheh useful time i know kaise shopping karte ho aap log meri housemate ke saath jaate na hum so sab pata hai 1 hours ek shop mein saara dekhne ke baad…hmmm nahi woh pichli wali shop par hi theek tha
heheheh well aap to bilkul hi na soye jaldi mere hisaab se to aap siye hi nahi kya karna hai sokar bas jaate raho hai na aiwein hi time waste 6-7 hours roz ke…
heheheh kya scene paint kiya aapne apne room ka mujhe to abhi se hi neend aa rahi hai
ji han beta usa main hi hon ,
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and ab deekh lo pic
don’t quate ok ,
HAYEE mai mar gaye :love:
MUUUAHHHHH 
MASHALLAH MASHALLAH MASHALLAH!
:love:
jiya!!! HAYEE!! :love: ur kids are shooo cute MASHALLAH :love:
time per aye mai b
kis ne bola aap zaida bolti hain?
naam tu zara batao uska!!!
aur ye kya?! u saying i dont have a brain!? :o
sub ke paas hota hai!
anneyyy mashallah..how sweet…
bohat hi cute hain mashallah se..per aap ne tu kaha tha k eik 25 aur eik 20 ka hai? tu yeh shrink kaise ho gaye
aur logon zara fatiha padhvana yahan per koi tapak gaya hai..abhi abhi kino ne kaha hai ‘haye mein mar gaye’..chchc kino..achi khatoon theen bechari 
acha logoon ab mein ja rahi hoon pakka pakka…inshallah kal baat ho gi…sab logon bye shye… takecare karni ho tu kar leina nahi tu na sahi
Allah hafizzz…
yea but don’t like them too much ,
they loveeeeeeeee to eat kino 
save yourself ,
rabiiiiiiiiiiii wait eb nahi kia
they like to eat KINOS not kino :blush"
but i can’t help it..they shoo cute :love: MASHALLAH!
ok allah hafiz
take care
thank you kino
pata nahi kino ka session kab aaiga ?bahut arsa hogaya khai howe ,
koyal and kino
kaise ho ???