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tum aagai hu noor aagaya hai :wink:
kiya haal hain rabiaa ji ?

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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kaise ho ???

hey chatter box…:hehe:

hai na na… is k peechey bohat vada Raaz hai… bataoun kia…kaan agay lao…kissi ko bata nahi acha..haaan tu raaz yeh hai k mein na sara waqt apne saath tube light ley ker goomti hoon..takey jahan jahan jaoun Noor ho aur log yehi gana gaye jo aap ne gaya hai :Pretty: dekhi meri samajhdari..bus kabhi ghuroor nahi kia…

aur mein theek theek hoon..aap sunao..kia hal hai? kia ho raha hai? :hug:

ohh hi Mr. Cool Dude :rolleyes:
aap yahan kaise? pehli dafa padharein hain na???
chalo logoon aaj yeh pehli dafa ayein hain sare tamatar barsao shabash… :k:

waise btw..how r u? woh formality poori karne k liye poochna padta hai na :smack:

Daagh helloooo shelloo :wave: mein theek thaak hoon..jaisi thi waisi hi hoon, aur inshallah rahoon gi bhi…:smokin:
tussi sunao kia hal hai? kia ho raha hai?aur kab se aye howey hain??

hum to yahi hai 11:30 se…bas guppein haank rahe and also saath saath kaam bhi kar rahe the…kaam to ab salta diya :smooth:

tussi dasso…

Oh I’m perfectly fine!..A1..
aap sunaye…hows everything in your land?

11:30 se :eek: GS ki dharti per thoda bhi rehm nahi aata aap ko..bechare per kitna zulm karte hain … aur haan waise bhi guppein hankne k ilawa aur kia kar sakte hain aap :rolleyes: eik kaam diya tha Boss ne woh bhi guppoon k sath sath kar liya…pata nahi kaam kia hoga ya sari gupshup hi likh di hogi..aap ka koi bharosa bhi tu nahi na…aap tehre Mental no 1.. aur aap k Boss tu aap se bhi 3, 4 qadm aagay nikle k aap ko kaam diya unho ne karne k liye…dono eik hi jaise hain… :rolleyes:

aur aisi ki dassan… pata hai kia..kal mere bhai ka match hai london mein, ammi papa dono keh rahey hain k mein bhi chaloon…per us k liye subah subah 6:00 baje uthna pade ga..kyun k door jana hai aur match 10:45 start hoga…aur 6:00 baje tu mere soone ka time hota hai…tu mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa rahi kia karoon..jaoun ya nahi…:bummer:

kia karein kia na karien yeh kaise mushkil hayee
koi tu bata dey is ka hul oh mere bhai.. :bummer:

oh ho…perfectly fine shine ho..woh bhi A1 :smack: chch mein ne itni umeed se poocha tha..per chalo A1 se E1 bananey mein kitna time lagta hai…bus us k liye aap ko idher hi rehna pade ga :D…

aur yahan bhi sab theek thaak hai mashallah se…mere hotey howey bhala koi kuch kar skata hai…kissi mein itni majal :hoonh:

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o oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh tu ye tube light ka noor hai :smack:
mai samjhi ke ye aap ki personality ka noor hai :frowning:

well weekend par kaam kar raha hoon boss ko to shukar karna chahiye jo bhi kar raha hoon ehsaan hi hai uske liye to :rolleyes:

oh achcha London mein match :eek: to aa jaao na…and lunch ke liye Kingston aa jaana…saare saath hi karege…match to chalta rahega poora din aap apne mom ko lekar aa jaana kingston thoda khana thoda shopping…and abhi so jaao to 6 baje uth jaana :smooth:

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o oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh tu ye tube light ka noor hai :sm ack:
mai samjhi ke ye aap ki personality ka noor hai : (
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haan na tubelight ka hi tu noor hai..ab aap ne kissi insan k ander se light nikalti dekhi hai...kissi ki personality se light nikalti dekhi hai...nahi na... tu mein ne soocha mein yeh chamatkar bhi dikha doon...rehm dil jo hon :Pretty:

per noor beshuk tube light ka ho..per kashish personality ki hi hai mashallah se ...us ki chinta nako karo..

aap sunao kia ho raha tha? WOH kaise hain? ;)

lo… ya tu bilkul hi kaam nahi karte..ya jab karte hain tu Geek hi ban jatey hain :rolleyes: ab kis hakeem ne kaha tha k weekend per kaam karne beith jao…time per kyun nahi kia.. sust log.. :bailan:
haan boss ko aap ka ehsan manna chaye k aap abhi tuk wahan se bhaage nahi hain aur aap ko Boss ka ehsan manna chaye k us ne bhagne nahi diya…tu is se sabit yeh hota hai k dono hi Mental ho… bechare..chchc… :rolleyes:

haan haan mere aur ammi k paas tu bohat time hai na k hum kigston bhi aa jayein gay…2, 3 helicopter tu hain hi jo hamein chod dein gay wahan tuk :rolleyes:
aur aap k saath lunch kar k hamey bhooka nahi marna… sara tu khud kha lein gay..aur phir kahein gay k mein lunch per ley kar gaya tha .. :hoonh:

aur ji nahi mein koi subah subah nahi uth rahi..mere sweet dreams naraaz na ho jayein kahin…is liye mein nahi jaaoun gi :snooty:

:eek: :eek: :eek:
woh kon ???:blush:

aur ji haan maine personality se noor nikalte dekha hai , i m psychiatrists.:stuck_out_tongue:

well week days mein office mein kaam to karna hi padhta hai na or atleast acting to karni hi padhti hai na…ab acting mein bhi to efforts lagte hai so acting hi humara aadhe se jyada kaam hai :smiley:

well yeah yeh baat to aapne bilkul theek kahi hai na to mein bhaag raha hoon na boss mujhe bhaagne de raha hai isi chakkar mein dono ek doosre ko jhel rahe hai :rolleyes:

arey London se Kingston is just 15 mins by train and there are trains every 15 mins…so problem kya hai ??? chalo agar aumtiji busy hai to aap hi aa jao…isi bahane ek guppy meet ho jayegi :smiley:

and yeh baat ki to guaranty rahi ki khaane ke maamle mein koi compaint ka chance nahi dege kisi ko bhi :hoonh: hum to jee hi rahe hai khaane ke liye to full to respect to food…so aa hi jaaye ab to aap…

well ek din jaldi sokar jaldi uth jaaoge to asmaan nahi toot parhega…so jaye and so jaye abhi and waise bhi car mein to so hi sakte ho aap…almost 2.5 hours ka journey hoga na :rolleyes:

Wohi… woh aap hi theen na jin ki mangni ho gaye hai ..hai na na :konfused:

ohhh aap psychiatrist ho… nahi aisa tu ho hi nahi sakta…aap sure ho k aap psychiatrist ho psycho nahi :p.. woh kia hai na…k agar aap psychiatrist hoteen tu Mental logoon ko tu pehchan hi leyti na..aur un ka ilaaj bhi karti..per aap ne tu aisa kuch nahi kia…

ab itneeeeeeeeeeeee vade Mental aap k samne hain yeh Mr. Daagh..un ko abhi tuk kyun nahi pakda aap ne… agar aap sachi muchi ki psychiatrist hain tu mein aap k Boss se baat karoon gi k aap ko bhi theek karein ..takey aap pehchan tu sakein..ab itna khule aam eik itne khatarnaak mental ghom rahein hain..kuch ho gaya tu.. :hoonh:

tu ji aap ko kiya lagta hai ke main gs pe kiya ker rahi hon :wink:
chun chun ke kuch khas logon se hi tu batain kerti hon did’t u niticed it ,
for exp----- right now who m i talking to :stuck_out_tongue: ,just trying to understand the case u know it will take time ,

and haan mai wohi hon jiski mungni hoi thi aur ab 2 kids bhi hain:blush:

haan chalo shukar hai k khud ko bhi pata chal gaya k yeh kaam shaam karne ka tu sirf natak hi karte hain aap…aur weekdays mein hi nahi weeknights mein bhi aur weekends mein bhi aur weekstarts mein bhi :konfused: ..per is ka mutlub yeh nahi ho gaya k aap actor ban gaye ho…ab apne aap ko hrithik ya sharukh na samajhne lag jaye ga ..koi bharosa nahi aap ka :smack: haan bus eik hi role aap per suit hota hai jis ki acting aap karne ki koshish karte rehte hain… aur woh hai normal insan ka..ab dekhain na..kabbb se normal insan banney ki acting mein lage howey hain..:mocking:

aur mein hamesha theek hi kehti hoon…kyun k theek log hi theek baat karein gay na…per yeh aap nahi samajhein gay..kyun k samajhne k liye jo chaye hota hai woh tu hai nahi..upar se aap ko theek bhi nahi hain k samajh paye… is liye chuddo..!

haan tu mein sara waqt trains mein hi goomti rahoon na :rolleyes aur mein kyun aap se milooon..mujhe itni si umer mein heart attack nahi karvana… abhi tu mujhe jug jug jeena hai..bohat logoon ne dua di hai..aap ko dekh liya tu sari duayein be asar na ho jaye..na baba na..mein itna vada risk nahi loon gi :nono:

aur mujhe pata hai k aap ka is dharti per ane ka maqsad hi khana khane ka tha…tub hi tu chuckte chuckte poori pateli khutum kar deytey hain..tu jab khana khane beithte hoon gay tu tu plates bhi matke mein chali jati hoon gi.. :rolleyes: is liye mein kyun ammi ko khamakha woh bhayanak manzar dikhaoun..na rey..

aur aap ko kia pata …asman tot hi padey..u nevaa knoww eek aasman bhi kahin heran na ho jaye k mein itni jaldi kaise so gaye hoon..aur isi heraani mein agar woh tot gaya tu raat ko tarein kahan jilmilayein gay… mere paas tu bus 2 taare hain…jin ko mein dhoop nikalne per sunglasses k peechey chupa leyti hoon…baqi kahan se laoun gi..

is liye mein apna record nahi todna chahti..aap apne mashvare apne paas rakhein ..aur haan eik aur baat..mujhe gadi vadi mein neend nahi aati..:snooty: sirf sar dard hota haii..:mad:

ooooooooooo… i c..yani k aap sirf samajhdar logoon se hi baat karti hain..takey un ki sohbat ka kuch asar ho..hai na na..dekha na how clever i am mashallah mashallah..bus kabhi ghuroor nahi kia :Pretty:
perrrr..agar aisa hai tu aap ne Mr. Daagh se kaise baat kar li?? kia gadbad hai? ya tu aap psychiatrist nahi ho…ya tu aap ko abhi tuk pata nahi chala k yeh Mr. Daagh ji kitne vade Mental hain..per chalo kabhi na kabhi tu pata chal hi jaye ga..umeed pey dunya kayam hai :rolleyes:

oooooooooooooooooooo 2 kids hain mashallah …anney soo sweet..waise eik baat bataoun..aap woh nahi ho jo mein samajh rahi thi..woh shayad koi aur thi..per thi kaun..jis ki abhi magni howi hai shadi nahi :konfused: khair woh tu mein apne jasoosoon ko bhej kar pata lagva loon gi :smooth:

tussi dasso.. bachoon k kia naam hain? kitne bade bade hain :kiss:..per aap tu bohat choti lagti ho… aap ki koobsurti ka raaz kahin lux tu nahi…ab aap kahi ga..haan Lux aur kia..:smiley:

well hum jo karte hai keh dete hai chahe acting ho ya real ho…aisa hi hoon mein…(now tell tell what movie…aapko to pata hi hoga phir bhi mein poochoga hi hoonh) aur mein kyon banne laga retarded hrithik ya budhao srk ki tarah…mein jaisa hoon waisa hi smart hoon :smooth:

haan ji aap to always theek hi kehte ho yeh kitne baar to maan liya na…agar aap wring ho gaye to duniya ka kya hoa :eek: please please aap theek hi rehna okie :smiley:

lo :smack: saara waqt ki kaun baat kar raha bas 15 mins one way and 15 mins back so 30 mins ka travel and an hour ka lunch…and agar shopping karni ho to pata nahi kitna time :rolleyes: yah bandiyon ko to hours and hours bhi kam padhte hai na…so woh time ka mein koi plan nahi bata sakta na woh to aap hi bataye…

well yeh pateli and plates saaf karna is not a bad idea bartan dhone mein kitna time bach jayega na i know i know…and auntiji bhi kahegi wah kya honhaar abd hoshiyaar bachcha hai… :blush:

well kal aap kitne baje soye the ??? mein to poochna hi bhool gaya…kahi galti se 4:30 par hi to nahi :eek: agar haan to mera khayal hai aapka sleep timer theek hone laga hai…

kyon car mein neend kyon nahi aati aapko ??? dheema dheema music laga kar aaraam se sune and badhiya morning ki thandi thandi pawan…wah kya nazara and kya sukoon…:love: