chchc ab tu budhapa khule aam nazar aney lag gaya hai…
…kuch ley kyun nahi leytey gale k liye bade miyan… pehle se hi besuri awaz aur besuri ho rahihai :halo:..
ps:..hello shello n salaam …
..halat-e-zindagi kaisi hai..waiseee eik baat bataoun…chalo choro 
…bade kush fehm log hain aaj kal ki dunya mein..halo..
lol…wsalam… abhi tu bohat time hai sonay mein… wasey app kahan theen… nazar hi nahi ati hain..lol..
yeh GS per aa kar ankhein kuch zyada hi nahi matkate aap 
..hamey is kism ki gustakhiyan bilkul pasand nahi lagti 
..;lihaza aisi gustakhiyon se parhaiz kia jaye…wah rey urdu dekho zara....
waise hello shello n salaam…aur haan SApan ka kia hal hai..hahah…un mein aur mirchon mein se kaun bacha…:p..
Salaam :)
koe besura waisura naheen :o.. aor tum nai kahan se sun lia mujhai
walaikum hello shello Walaikuum Assalam
halat-e-zindagani bhe sahe hain, aor kia baat keh rahe ho tello tello 
aor han subh subh wo dunu kaam kur rahae ho na ju kahai thai mai nai :halo:
wah rey wah..kia style hai bibi k likhne ka…shoro bhi lol se, beech mein bhi lol aur end mein bhi lol..wah rey wah…koi jaga chori nahi hai peechey ..vade log vadi vadi baatein :halo:…
waise kaisi ho rey chooriii 
…jahan mein hoon wahan tu yehi time hai buzurgoon k soney ka..ab hum tehre naujawan is liye tu hum is waqt nikalte hain…;-)…aur aaj kal hum apni dunya mein khoye howey they :Pretty:..dunya bole tu office :halo:…
ohhhhhhhhhh ws ws, jeete rahein, khush rahein, dodein nahayein, pholein phalein..
..aap aur is waqt..chchh aaj kal k buzurg bohat chaur ho gaye hain……itni raat tuk jaag kar kaun si shayari kar rahey hain… sona paap ho gaya hai ..
waise halat-e-zindagi-e-mushtariqa-e-naseeb-e-wali kaisi hai…:halo:…agar is jumle ka mutlub batayein gay tu aap ko sunflower oil diya jaye ga ..
w’salamzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 
hehehe nahi yahan aate hi aankhon mein kuch garbad hone lagti hai
oh haan waise he said since the
guesssssssssssssssssss whatttttttttttttt
nisa rega rega rega rega re…
joote dedo wale song mein woh bed par
haan to mein kya keh raha tha…ki yeah sapan keh raha tha ki it was not that teekha…bas garam tha isliye lag raha tha baad mein to woh aur bhi khaya gravy se…and hari mirch ke saath the taste was fantastic
lo..itna bhayanak ,manzar aap bhol sakte hain mein nahi ..mere tu kanon per atyachar howa tha..bhool gaye..ab zahir hai umer ka takaza hai…us din yahoo per tu aap ki aatma patar patar kar rahi thi baqi aatmaoun k saath :halo:…mere kan woh din kaise bhool sakte hain bummer…
aur baat yeh hai k…..k…wohhh kia hai na..k mein ne soocha k kafi dinon se shoba nahi badhaye logon ki..tu kafi dinon se shoba badhane ki sooch rahi thi..per ab hum tehre busy log..lekin aaj hum ne socha k kahin aur jane ya karne se pehle aithey aa kar shoba zaroor badhaye gay..kyun k hamri sohbat mein na reh kar log kafi gustakh ho jate hain....
aur loagta hai reporter ne mera msg nahi diya tha…..mein ne bhi kaha tha k jab tuk aap dosre point per amal nahi karo gay mein first point per amal nahi kar sakti..
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hahahha.. chalian lol nahi likha… bas mein zida hi hasti hoon…lol.. mein vadi tu nahi hoon.. lol… mein tu Choti hoon…
lol… mein tu bikul achi hoon.. app sunain.. aur app buzurg tu nahi ho.. lol..
office sey thora time.. nikal kar ajaya kerain.. mein tu har waqat bore hoti rheti hoon.. Meri job mein hours nahi mil rahey.. tu hum ghar mein rotian thoos rahey hain..lol…
abhi tu magrib ka time hogia hai.. mein chali tu.. thori daar baat anoogi… Allah Hafiz..
AH Daagh Bahi.. KK bahi!! and every1…
cheekho kam bade miyan..zaban ki hadi toot jaye gi :halo:…
chch dimagh ka asar ankhon per bhi ho raha hai..ab ankhon mein bhi gadbad shoro ho gaye ..yeh tu hona hi tha …bummer…
aaaaaaaaaaa…nisa rega resa rega resa ree nisa rega resa rega resasa…
..woh phone wala tu chala gaya hoga na..nahi nahia bhi aye ga…anneyy choo chweeet…teary3…
chalo badhai ho badhai SApan tu bach gaye…hula…haan hari mirchon k sath tu qayamat ho jata hai woh 
..ab zahir hai choice kis ki hai..snooty…
hehehe yeah woh to bach gaya
but woh yaad dilao na ki kaunse dialogue ki baat kar raha tha mein? 
aur woh phone wala ni sa re ga re ga aana baaki hai :halo:
Shukriya, aap jaisay buzurgon kee duwaain hain jo keh hum jaisay bachon ko chaheay hoti hain.
Waisay ab itni raat bhi nahee hui hai, sirg 8:40 hee huay hain.
Halaat eik dam first class hain, bohat achay Alhamdo Lillah.
Ab hum nay mushkil alfaaz ko mamnoo ker leeya apnay leeay, kyu keh aap ko mushkil lagta hai na.
Hum thoRi dair baad aatay hain… Brb
oh Asal mai ahm logon se baat kurta houn tu sirf unka he yaad rehta hai… choutai moutai logon ka kahan yaad rehta hum jaisai vade logon ko tumhai tu zahir hai yaad he rehna thaa, akhir itna azeem sharf naseeb huwa tha tumharai kanoun ko, verna patta naheen kaise kaise logo se baat kurte houn gein 
han kuch urdte urdte report tu sunne the mai nai, oper se nisha jee bhe yaad aa gaein thein tu mai samajh gia tha kai kuch atyachar hounai he walla hai :halo:
Reporter nai khabar de de thee, dosre reporter jaisa naheen wo … dosra reporter tu hur waqt 1st poiunt pur he amal kurta lagta hai 
zyada nahi..kafi zyada hasti ho mashAllah se :halo:…ab agar mein chote log choti baatein kahon gi tu yeh shoba nahi deyta na..haan yeh keh sakti hoon chote log vadi baatein :halo:…ab theek hai chunni 
..aur mein ne apni nahi yeh baqi k 2,3 buzurg jo nazar aa rahey hain na idher..jaise KK, Mr Daagh, Mr UnWise Guy halo..in buzurgon ki baat ki thi…pair per beithne k bajaye net per beithgaye hain…‘lol’…halo…
beta office se time kaise nikalte hain?..waise tum jahan bhi rehti ho wahan k log lagte kafi samajhdar hain jo tumhari job nahi di abhi tuk..:halo:..
acha Miss LoL..tum ja kar niaiki kama kar aao phir wapis aa kar um se baat karne ki naiki bhi kamana…Pretty..c ya v ya wave..hug..
chch budhapa sar ko ched raha hai …naujawan budhey nazar aney lag gaye hain ab aap ko..ab tu confirm aap tasbee pakad lein..bummer…
8:40..kidher hote hain aap?..oh America wageira mein tu nahi puhunch gaye kahin ..aur haan acha kia k mushkil alfaz ko mamno chumno kar liya…tobah astagfar 
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aur tik kar na beithna acha..paap hoga bada vada …
haan vade log tu tussi ho..mein tu kab se keh rahi hon..…k ab tasbee pakad lo pakad lo..per nahi…vade hone k sath sath dheetai ki inteha tu wah re wah…jitni khud badhey hotey hain us se zuada badi dhitai hoti hai…:k:..aur haan waqayee kaise kaise logon se baat ki thi mein ne ..yaad bhi mut dilaye..naam bataoun..chalo ab bata hi deyti hon..zakham kuraid diye hain mere aap ne…ab Maheenon se baat kar k bach gaye hoon..is se bada karnama kia ho sakta tha ..
kia mutlub kia mutlub???..nisha jee??? aur atyachar??..kia patar patar kar rahey hain bade miyan …
aur yeh se dosra reporter kaun hai aur 1st point per kia amal karta hai..chchc bohat neend aa rahi hai kia …
professor saab ko phone lago…zara pooche to sahi humare samdhi funtion ke liye kab aa rahe hai?
trrring trrringggggggggg
hello…kaun
ni sa re ga re sa re ga re sa ni…
ni sa re ga re sa re ga re sa sa
uhuuuuuuun uhuuuuuuun!!!
aap kaun se dialogue ki baat kar rahey they??..kab …jo dialogue mein ne GHAUR se sunney ko kaha tha woh woh wala hai jab Nisha ghur se ja rahi hoti hai…raunak wala…kia tha woh..exact words batana …
han pata hai k baqi hai…woh sofa per gire gi phir phone uthaye gi..phir kahey gi hello…phir nisarega resa rega resa re…nisa regaresa rega resa sa……aur phir woh kahey ga uhun uhun…howww sundar teary1..
abhi kia horaha hai…mnera hello shello kehna..kehna k mein bhi darshan karvaoun gi unhey INSHALLAH jal di …tub tuk woh gana gaye..inteha ho gaye intezar ki…teary3,.
i m backkkkkkkkkk..lol...