Walikum Assalam :)
i dont know wot u put under salam.. can't understand it :p
… nicK nai parha mera?
kuttay pe gai Tanga nuu 
ohhhhhhhhhhhh…
ab parh liya 
is ka multab kya hai urdu/english main ? 
koi hai?
Jee… teen mushtanday 
SA, BS aur mai … 
ting tong
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ting tong
shukR hai teen hein 4 hotay tu.. :halo:
**BS 
… Shobby uncle **
khairiat tu hai shobby uncle :halo:
4 bolay tau… aap hain na
haan theek hooon Kanjoos Hearto Aunty abhi abhi uthaa hoon.. ishe liye “TUN” hoon.. raat koi bhi dair say soya thaaa
laholwalaQuwat!!!.. mae larkiii ho … 
yeh tau hamain maloom hai…koi nai baat batao
arghh mae nahi hon kanjos aur na hee mae aunty hon 
khud ho uncle aap!! 
… raat ko dair se sonay ki waja?
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*Originally posted by NO^RESERVATIONS: *
yeh tau hamain maloom hai...koi nai baat batao :p
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agr maloom hai tu mushtanda kio bola mujhe :-|
mera surprize kahan hai.. KANJOOSAN Flooder # 1 khud ho gee aunty main tumhain koi uncle nazar aata hoon :halo: nain naa .. so.. back off … raat ko friends kay saath thaa 
friday night yar lakin phir bhi 1:00 bajay soo gaya thaa… main raat ko 2/3 bajay tak gs nahin karta
Khocha … um Pashtun hai na 
Pashtun bolay tau… “Majnoo’n nazar aati hai, Laila nazar aata hai”
koun sa surprize? :halo:
aur mae nahi hon floosder shlooder… oh hooo tu moj mastii kerte rehte ho app.. koi haal nahi logo ka :-|.. aur ap ho uncle.. suna?
ohhhhhh i see :halo:
tu ap mushtandii hoee na
aap bhi Pashtun ho kya?..
agar naheen tau mujhe “mushtandi” kyun kaha … 