Karo Karo Jaldi Maro 
Acha Hai Tumhara Raam Raam Hoga To Ramu Kaka Razi Hoga :rotfl"
Aein Ye Shuqat Rana Konsa Villan Hai 
Aslam Pervaiz 
haan pata hai tumhare sur ka…aqalmund ko ishara kafi hota hai :halo:…
aur sabzi mandi mein kuch kuch gori murgiyan murgay bhi hotey hain jo vegetarian hote hain..un se milaya tha tumhey..kabhi apna ghumshusda dimagh use kar liya karo..koi Anarth nahi hoga.. 
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aur Pariyoon ko kabhi qaid hi nahi kia gaya tu azaad kaise hoon gi…hum tu shoro se hi Azaad panchi hain…:Pretty:..
Assalam-o-Allaikum Warehmatullah-e wabarakatuhu …
kaisai mizaj aap kai hain …khair tu hai aaj jaldee aa gaen ?? 
I think she had some eid shopping to do, she was aying something yesterday but I was busy at phone so missed the whole thing .. or may be it was Koyal ..
lo..kitneeeeeee vade kism k lambe bongay ho tum..agar mein tumhey maroon gi tu tumhara Ram Nam sate hoga na..mera kyun ho ga …aur Ramu kaka ko kis baat k liye razi karna hai…mr. Bewaqoof kia abhi se satya gaye ho..:halo:…
nahi aslam pervaiz nahi…eik bada mashoor pakistani villan hai…woh ab mnar chuka hai..ghodey per ata tha…cheekh cheekh kar…yaad karo na tum 
… khali sar per zor dalo shayad kuch yaad aa hi jaye..umeed pey dunya kayam hai :halo:..
Aqal Mand Ko Na
Gumshuda Bol Kar Khudi Ne Ghuthi Sulha Di 
Aik Baat Par Qayim Ho Jao Pathan Panchi Ban Jao Ya Pari
Dono Mein Se Jo Bhi Bano Sada Ki 
Mujhey Yaad Nahi Aa Raha Hai Mein Ja Raha Hon 
Bye 
God Hafiz 
..jeete raho, khush raho, dodo nahao, pholo phalo ..
hamare mizaj tu jaise they waise hi hain…na badaltey hain na hum badalne deytey hain..dunya jaley tu jaley ..…aur aaj chutti thi na..pata hai yahan adii zyada snowfall howi k sari roads block howi wi hain..sab kuch bund hai..aur sakht thund hain..acha haan guess wat..hahaha/…kal na mein bus ka intezar kar rahi thi..kyun k abba huzzoor nahi chor rahey they mujhe car mein :halo:…tu sakhtt taiz snowfall shoro howi subah subah..woh film yaad hai tum bin?? us mein woh gana hai na Tum bin jiya jaye kaise..us mein sandili black pehen kar snowfall ho rahi hoti hai haath khol kar yeh gana gaati hai yaad hai?oh ho yaad kaise hoga yaad rakhne k liye kuch chzye bhi tu hota hai..halo…acha jkhair tu kal mere saath bhi yehi howa..utni hi taiz snowfall ho rahi thi..ab mujh se control nahi howa…aur mein haath khol bhi nahi sakti thi..tu haath neechey kar k jaldi se chupke se halka sa haath khol liya..takey tassali ho jaye..aur gana gaa liya…itna maza aa raha tha…thund se zyada maza aa raha tha… wahan ka mausam kaisa hai?
Oh Mr. Bewaqoof itni vadi bewaqoofi na karna..pata hai k tum bewaqoof hai..sabit karne ki koi zaroorat nahi ai, andhey ko bhi nazar aa raha hai..chup kar k beitho..pehle us ka naam batao phir kahin jao gay…..
aur Pariyan jab jo chahey ban sakti hain…pari ud bhi sakti hai..itna nahi pata tha ..oh haan aaj tuk kissi pari se pala jo nahi pada hoga tumhara Pretty..har pari mein itni himmat thodi hoti hai k itne Mental logoon se baat vaat karey…yeh tu hum rehm dil hain, bus kabhi ghuroor nahi kia..snooty..
Maddy payeee hello shello..aur salaam..haan smilly nahi hai aaj..per Pari tu hai…:Pretty:..kia hal hai?
itnee lambee post … mera tu purdh purdh kur sar 
hu gia … khiar yahan bhi kuch aisa he hai .. laikin last night airport band naheen huwai thai … jaisa kai B’ham aor stenstead waghaira mai huwai thai .. aaj tu idhar dhoup niklee hoee hai… office kai bahir construction work hu raha hai .. aor koe Ahmaq road ke khuddai kur raha hai .. 
sar mai abb dard kur diahai uss nai …
kal tu sare raat ghar pur e rehnna purdaa… saath mai khudh he pakka kur khana bhi purdaa… nanhee see jan pur itna sara zulam …
khair chuddu iss dukhyarai ke kahanee… apne sunnao kia kiaa itnai din … Uni kaise chull rahe hai??
Exams hu gai ??
sar peetne k bajaye khush hoon k RABIA ROSHAN ki adi vadi post mili hai padhne ko..acha …aur kitne bewaqoof log hain itni thund mein khuddai wageira kar rahey hain..Allah khair ..per agar un ki khuddai se aap ks ar mein dard ho raha hai tu meri taraf se unhey :k: yeh kar di ga.,balkey un se kahi ga laggay rahi, Allah khuddai aur zor zor se karne ki himmat dey unho…
aur bechare aap ab shareefoon ki terha ghur mein raat ko rehna padta hai..kitna ajeeb lagta hoga na shareef ban kar rehna..…bohat acha hai rahein ghur mein woh bhi akele..aur upar se KHUD khana banataye hain..haha..ab hum aisa karein gay k aap k liye bewi k bajaye shohar dhoond lain gay…
…sari pativarta hone k gun tu hain hi..
ohhh un kissi bechari k hone wale Pati dev ka kia howa..un ki baat tey shay ho gayee???
aur meri katha bohat anokhi aur lambi hai..jo abhi nahi bataoun gi mein....
rabiaa : theek thaak shaak hoon... woh reply karnay mein thori dair shair wair lag gayee thi:p
…chalo good shood wood hai k deir se hi sahi reply tu kia..warna abhi mein cheekhne wali hi thi…
aur koi achi khabar nahi suna sakte they…theek thaak hona zaroori hai..…
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acha waise eik baat bataye tussi karte kia ho bongiyan marne k ilawa :halo:..
Logoun ku kuch Sharam tu naheen aate hu ge na .. …idhar sar dard sai phatta ja rahahai udhar loug khush hu rahai hain … 
… khair mitti pao …
Han aaj kal AlhamduLilah jaisai pehllai ghar mai rehttai thai Apnnai waisai he rehttai hain .. …han films kuch kam hu gaee hain … abhi tak Munna Bhai naheen daikhee… Akhree film the Last Samurai daikhee thee 5 din pehllai .. 
aor ye kis ke shadi ke battain hu rahee hain … tello tello …OOh chaa mia Sughard Saleem ke… aa rhai hain 1st Feb ku … mere khayal mai baat tu fix hu chukke hai … abb un ke rukhsatee bake hai …
aor kathaa kion naheen sunao ge apneee …
aati hai sharam..bohat sharam aati hai, aamii tu mera naam bhi sharmila tigore rakh rahi theen per usi sharmili ne copy kar liya..per woh kia hai na hum sharam sirf sharmile logoon k samne hi use karte hain …aur jahan tuk khush hone ki baat hai..tu nahi ji..mein koi khush nahi ho rahi k aap k sar mein us waja se dard ho raha hai..balkey beintehaa khushi kehte hain na jisse..woh ho rahi hai mujhe.. ..is liye tu mera dil chah raha hai k us worker se kahoon k Allah aur himmat de ussey..ya tu khudai karne ki ya sar mein dard karne ki,..
oh aap ne Last Samurai dekh li? ammi aur ladkoon ko bada shauq ho raha hai dekhne ka :halo:..mein tu keh rahi hoonk choro us mein kia rakha hai..abhi tu UN ki film aye gi na inshallah…aur mein ne suna hai k Munna bhai bohat achi comedy film hai..woh dekhni hai mein ne bhi.pata hai aaj kal khala log aye howey they..per ab chaley gaye..is Sunday ko hi gaye hain..itna maza ata tha un k saath..un k do chunney munneybhi they…sakht tareen yaad atey hain..…un k saath kia kia howa us ki katha bhi baad mein sunaon gi ..
aur meri katha kahan tuk suno gay kahan tuk sunaon…1 ghum thodi hai sunaney k liye…uf uf kia emotional dialogue hai..chalo chalo abhi k liye itna kafi hai…
waise aaj ka wat prog. hai..kia kar rahey hain today?
aik tu ye mai UN sai burda tang … kounsee film aa rahee hai UN ke?? takkai apne list mai likh loun kai ye film har giz naheen daikhnee… chahhai dunya idhar ke udhar hu jai … han agar film mai UN ka kaam tammam hu raha hu ga phir zaroor daikhoun ga …
chullu apne kathaa thourde thourde kar kai sunna dainaa… mai nai new ear plugs lia hain wo check kurna hain… :halo:
khair aaj tu office mai baitha houn … phir ghar jana hai .. cooking kurne hai .. aik course work due hai Thuesday ku .. wu khattam kurna hai ..
kuch dair gupshup late night may be ..
tumhara kia program hai?
Kyun tung hain aap mere UN se.. hain bolo bolo tell tell..aram se baithain aap acha....khabaradr unhey kuch kaha..waise bhi aap k kehne se kia hota hai..keh lo…nahi nahi mut kehnaa :-|…aur haan ap un ki film na hi dekhain tu acha hai..mein bhi nahi chahti k UNHEY aire ghairey natho ghairey dekhain..khama kha nazar lag gaye tu..waise bhi aaj kal ki dunya ki nazar badi taiz ho gaye hai…..
pata hai jab khalo khala yahan they na tu mein unhey raat ko sonay hi nahi deyti thi…taqreeban 3, 4 baje tuk sotey they hum..khalo bechare kehte rehte they rabia neend aa rahi hai..per woh rabia hi kia jo baat sun ley..mein ne than li thi k dunya so jaye KHALO ko nahi soney dfoon gi..sari raat tung karti thi unhey…khala bechari kehti rehti theen rabia bachey uth jayein gay kyun k chotey hain tu zahir hai awz se uth jaye tu phir bohat tung karte hain ro ro kar..per rabia peechey hatne waloon mein se thodi hai..:Pretty :…per ab tu woh log chaley gaye..ab aram se sotey hoon gay …
haha aaj kaun se khane per zulm karein gay? kis ko kharab karein gay…ab mein yeh tu kahoon gi nahi k Allah aap k pait per rehm karey..jkyun k mein khud nahi chahti k aap per rehm ho..…
mera prog. kuch khaas nahi hai…mujhe sakht thund lag rahi hai..ammi ki jacket pehen kar beithi hoon :halo:..ab kaun uthey kaun kamre mein jaye aur apni ley kar aye…abhi ammi keh rahi theen k kuch kapde silvane deine hain mere tu chalo..per mein ne kaha nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yeh nahi ho sakta..mein nah jaa sakti..aur agar jaoun gi tu eik shart mein..k bahir nikalte saath jab mein freeze hoon gi tu aap mujhe Madam Tussaud mein Amitabh k saath mera statue khada karvaye gi..Pretty…
good idea na..i know i know..
] hud houtte hai lardkee … kuch khuda ka khouf karu… beecharai Khalu ka bura haal kur rakh thaa … kion un ku dubara ghar naheen Bullana thaa ju ye salook kiaa? … khair beecharrai Khallu … aor han hUm nai abhi abhi souch lia Hum logoun ku jain gai.. aor aaj dinner kaheen bahir karain gai … abhi phone kurtta kissi friend ku …
aor han sardee mai tu bahir jana chahiyai .. jao jao … takkai London aao … hum bhi ain gai Sunday ku ticket Khareed kur … balkai donation bhi dain gai … kai issai freez he rakhu … : p
Khair yahan itna thanda naheen hai raat ku tu mai nai central heating bhi band kur de thee … sirf -4 he thaa ..
oh ho kahan chaley gaye hain bhayee?? ..zinda tu hain na…inteha ho gaye intezar ki……
acha ab mein jaa rahi hoon…tu bye shye…aur takecare vakecare karni ho tu kar li ga..warna koi itna zaroori nahi hai..waise bhi kia karein gay kar k..hai na na..khama kha is umer mein kahan itna kasht uthayein gay..choro…:p…ok then Allah hafiz..…
han mai bhi bas jannai he walla houn… office ka tame khattam .. 
baad mai baat hu gee… aor han take care shake care bilkul na kurna.. balkai bahir ja kar icecream khana… wapis aa kur shower laina thandai pani ka… uss kai baad heat off kur kai … thande thande coke peena …
Allah He HAfiz