Re: Where are the muslim countries
Intern: Mr. Ambassador, I would like to talk to you about America's oppression and occupation of Bermuda. I think we should bring it up to the Security Council.
Ambassador: What are you talking about, son? Bermuda is a British Overseas Territory with a high degree of internal self-government. Besides, aren't you supposed to be getting my latte and picking up my dry cleaning?
Intern: No, Mr. Ambassador! I googled it myself and found it to be true! You can google it yourself.
Ambassador: Son, just go get my coffee and stay off the computers. They are very complicated machines and are not toys.