I come on just for the jokes, folks.
anyway..
aik patley sey aadmi ki beewi bahut moti thi…aik raat donon so rahey thay, tu mian nein beewi sey poocha…“begum, ghut ghut kay marna behtar hai ya aik dum sey mar jana behtar hai?”
Beewi ney jawab diya, “aik dum sey marna behtar hai”
to uss aadmi ney kaha…“phir apni doosri taang bhi merey upar rakh do”