When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

[dope]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

@expatobserver

Jeez, aren't you full of yourself! I have been taking a wet paper towell with me in the public toilets for ages. That way you don't need to take a wet wipe with you in case. I just grab one from the outside the stall, wet it in the sink and then go in.

I hate owning you in every thread, porky.
The helpful reminder bit is for emergencies only. Here is a scenario to walk your neurons through it.

Nature calls on you while you are stuck at grand central station. Dire situation. You want to put it off, but nature is relentless. Your spinchter muscles are about to wave a white flag and let the enemy convoy pass. You wobble into the public restroom, and it looks like a snaphot from hell. The floor is bathed in urine, and you are faintly tickled by the strong organic aroma of stench. You finally call for truce and sit down and relieve the sphincter muscles and let the enemy pass. It's a bloodbath in the war zone, and you want to conduct a mop-up operation, only to realize the TP division has betrayed you and left their positions. You are jolted by shcokwaves.

This scenario is void unless you carry with you all the time a big roll of Scott's ultra roll with 1000 sheets/roll, freak.

[expatobserver]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

@dope

I hate owning you in every thread, porky. The helpful reminder bit is for emergencies only. Here is a scenario to walk your neurons through it.

Nature calls on you while you are stuck at grand central station. Dire situation. You want to put it off, but nature is relentless. Your spinchter muscles are about to wave a white flag and let the enemy convoy pass. You wobble into the public restroom, and it looks like a snaphot from hell. The floor is bathed in urine, and you are faintly tickled by the strong organic aroma of stench. You finally call for truce and sit down and relieve the sphincter muscles and let the enemy pass. It's a bloodbath in the war zone, and you want to conduct a mop-up operation, only to realize the TP division has betrayed you and left their positions. You are jolted by shcokwaves.

This scenario is void unless you carry with you all the time a big roll of Scott's ultra roll with 1000 sheets/roll, freak.

Aap kya hindustan ki baat kar rahen ho? Yahan Canada me public toilets bilkul
clean hote hain.

[IS]

Re: When you use the bathroom — Tissue or Water? — This really bothers me…

[RoCKiSTaN]

Re: When you use the bathroom — Tissue or Water? — This really bothers me…

@dope

Potty humor and scatological obsession are telltale signs of immaturity. Anyways, having said that, i should say that we have both–water and tissues. We also have a bidet, but you people being bunch of proletarians, this comes as no surprise that most of you dont know what it is.

Helpful reminder: Always keep a wet wipe handy. Remember to thank me later.

Immaturity? Why would you reply in this thread with the answer to my question then?

Talk to me when you master the english language and grow some pubic hair.

-rocky

[PyariPari1215]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

Tissue but water is nice sumtimes

[AnGeL_EyEs]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

this is funny....we have both.
but i agree the wet wipes do come in handy when ur at someone's house and they only have one and not the other.

[RoCKiSTaN]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

The baby wet wipes? ^^

[AnGeL_EyEs]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

@RoCKiSTaN

The baby wet wipes? ^^

no the personal (flushable) wet wipes (for adults) usually found in the "feminine products" aisle or in the bathroom tissue aisle.

[RoCKiSTaN]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

Woah you seem to a know a little too much about the "feminine products" aisle buddy. Don't you watch any football or anything?

[AnGeL_EyEs]

Re: When you use the bathroom — Tissue or Water? — This really bothers me…

@RoCKiSTaN

Woah you seem to a know a little too much about the “feminine products” aisle buddy. Don’t you watch any football or anything?

im a girl!!! but u can still call me buddy:cb:

does angel eyes sound like a guys name? if a guy has that name he must be fruity.

[shireen143]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

i have both too in my house .... i just buy a new lota from a desi grocery store i wonder they sell lotay there lol .....

[cute_witch]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

Both ofcourse...

This thread is ingenious...Good job Rockie.

[m_waleed86]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

....water anytime....tissues only in desperate situations

[cute_witch]

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^^ Good.

[Nilu]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

Mere khar dono cheeze hege ne

[anam_karachite]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

lOl this is funny.U guys acutally have to worry about **** like this:o Am i the only one Living in pakistan?

[RoCKiSTaN]

Re: When you use the bathroom --- Tissue or Water? --- This really bothers me....

^^ course we do mang...welcome to amreeka.