I found these on a translation site. Some of them are incredible, but all of them are real signs.
People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world.
**Cocktail lounge, Norway: **
Ladies are Requested Not to have Children in the Bar
**At a Budapest zoo: **
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty
**Hotel, Acapulco: **
The Manager has Personally Passed All the Water Served Here
**Car rental brochure, Tokyo: **
“When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.”
**On an Athi River highway: **
**TAKE NOTICE: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable. **
**Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations: **
Guests are requested NOT to smoke or do other disgusting behaviors in bed.
**Hotel lobby, Bucharest: **
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
**Hotel elevator, Paris: **
Please leave your values at the front desk.
**Hotel, Japan: **
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
**Supermarket, Hong Kong: **
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
**Hotel, Zurich: **
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, is it suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
**Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: **
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
