when i were a wee lass

We didnt have a computer to write our stories with, we had type writers…
and word processers..they were like large electric typewriters some with a screen

one day they invented computers

they came in hundreds of cardboard boxes with a armful of instuction books and all you could really do with them is play games

they games were extremely exciting…

I remember one where a plane travelled horizontally across the screen above a city flying lower and lower, the idea was you flatten the city before you crash into it

the games were inside a cassette, like a small music cassette and placed inside a cassette player

there were new fangled things like mouses and stuff or the internet

when i were a wee lass

there was no internet

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there was actually...you just didn't know about it..

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things like that make me go why the heck on earth i didnt invent google... i would be a billionare today *mad at herself

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I've heard of these machines. Make a mistake and you would have to start all over again or worse yet use a product called 'White-Out' which was like paint. You would 'paint' over the mistake, let it dry, and then type over it with the correct letter. The thing is though the White-Out 'paint' was bright and if there was a spot on a page it would stand out like an Arab in Reagan airport on 9/14/2001. In addition it had a very, very, sloppy look to it...actually makes me physically ill thinking about it. Such barbarics back then, I wouldn't be surprised if the people who used those machines ate their own young when hungry, bunch of sicko's.

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desi alert!

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OK its about time I asked you why you talk like this

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at...dope is my secretary, he's suppose to catch these errors.

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UTD what does an Arab look like?

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Depends on which part of the world you are coming from…

For the rest of the world, an Arab looks no different than any other person…

For an American, he has bombs strapped to his chest and maniacally shouts Allahuakbar!

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^ LOL. I like the map. :k:

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that map is how Chandbeti would describe the world.

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hehe yeah I have that map Lajjo.

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An Arab is a person with a turban on who has a bomb strapped around them and they drive around a camel and have sand in their sandles, duh cat-woman.

Before Lussi makes that his signature let me point out I am being sarcastic.

Oh and they might interact with Dragons, or so I've heard.

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daisy pie, you fall in the same age group as I do :hoonh:

So you grew up playing same games as I did.

Call you Lady ??? huh ! Never !!

You are a chick, and young and ripe as a cauliflower. It just need some expert hand to handle you.

So you played these games :expressionless: Played wonderboy ??? I was a champion :gizzy:

I had completed all the stages and killed dragons and monsters. Just to get teh beloved

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Oh Codey My love, those games are far too advanced… you appear to be younger than me

Sharaabi… you be right!:cb:

Lajawaab.. love the map… ive met real people who think like that, they come to the uk to visist the Queen mother

and take it very badly when they are told that she’s dead

Domey Womey.. we called it Tippex.. its still around:)

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CODEY CODEY CODEY
oH MY GOODNESS YES

I REMEMBER CARBON PAPER!!!!

how the world has changed:D

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Tippex :hehe: God I haven;t heard that in ages.

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daisy :hugz:

lajjo: i :love: the map soooooooooooooooo much:omg:

femme: tippex is still around people keep on using it in classrooms…:rolleyes:

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I have a couple on my desk too paris :D Here they call it white-out. Its just that when we returned to Pakistan ppl used to call it something different, like fluid or something, just not tippex, so one had to call it what everyone called it else noone knew what the hell u were talking about. Just like stupid kids in my class would call a ruler a footrule or some crap like that and I would get starred at when I called it a ruler. As smart as I am I figured they wouldn;t call a rubber a rubber either! After a little thinking I thought they must call it an eraser instead so asked the girl next to me for an eraser, only to be met with a completely baffled pair of eyes. Ummmm, rubber? Ye she understood that one.

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^ you mummy dady wanabe :stuck_out_tongue:

A ruler is called a foot’ta

An eraser is called rubber

that tipex u ppl are talking about is known simply as fluid

Lead pencil (stupid name as there is no lead in it ) is pencil or kachi pencil

Ballpen is ballpen

Lazy daisy - you liar. I have caught you red handed . The game I mentioned we used to play it using the same cassette player :silly:
on **commodore 64 **

^ That was a COMPUTER , not some video game. We used to type the programes in basic languages after reading from book and then type “Run” then the computer would make weird lines in different direction and other time it would give syntax error