This is online chat between one of our online university’s admissions officer and *potential *student. Apprently, the “student” is seeking **ACTING **classes IN a university that is based ONLINE!!! LOL!!! Read on:
3:38:14 PM [Jerry ] Hello, thank you for you interest in University of A…(name edited). My name is Jerry how may I help you today?
3:38:42 PM [Visitor] I’m interested in a career in acting. Do you have courses for that?
3:41:05 PM [Visitor] Hello! Hello! Are you there?
3:46:04 PM [Jerry ] Yes
3:46:32 PM [Visitor] What kept you so long? How much are your acting classes?
3:47:24 PM [Jerry ] Have you explored the website
3:48:28 PM [Visitor] No, I did not. You take too long to answer. I’m gonna go to one of your competitors, cause Shaneneh Jenkins don’t play.
3:50:03 PM [Jerry ] Thank you very much
3:50:56 PM [Visitor] Okay, since you don’t care, I’m gon’ call another service.
3:52:14 PM [Jerry ] Its not that we do not care . But if you prefer another institution, then I wish you the best
3:53:05 PM [Jerry ] Yale University has a very good theater department. You should try there.
3:53:21 PM [Visitor] Okay smarty. When I become a big star, I’m gonna remember your school as one not to contact. If I weren’t 6’10" and had a mustach, I would look just like Halle Berry.