… how do you stop the right side of your body from getting darker than your left side? I look like a right freak cuz my right hand is atleast two tones darker than my left hand. I guess its cuz my right hand is on the steering wheel, next to the window, while my left hand is on the gear stick.
Petty problem you might think, but I have to look perfect for when i meet Mr Martin on 2nd July.
Femme, I was actually considering that, but then I remembered that Mr Martin likes his women to be pale (Ms Paltrow is dead gori gori), so i think i'll just lock myself indoors for the next fortnight.
Will you guys take me seriously?! I need to look more gori tan Ms Paltrow on 2nd July. You giys have over a fortnight to work your magic, i’m sure you’ll think of something.