5 cannibals are hired by a computer company as programmers. During the introduction of the cannibals their manager says: “You can work here, make good money and eat in the cantine. So let your other coworkers alone, ok?”
The cannibals promise not to disturb any colleagues. After four weeks the manager turns up and says: “Your work has been very good and efficient so far, but I’d just like to ask you something. The charwoman is missing. Do you have any idea, where she could be?”
The cannibals say no and swear that they have nothing to do with it. After the boss leaves, the boss of the cannibals asks: “Ok. Admit it. Who was the moron, who ate the charwoman?”
The youngest of them meekly admits: “It was me.”
The boss says: “You idiot! For the last four weeks we have been surviving on team leaders, department heads and project managers to avoid anybody noticing it and you fool have to eat the charwoman!!”
Umer, the Pakistani Brain of Austria