Whats with women...

[Reha]

@CM

…and not being honest when they are annoyed? Its like:

“Are you annoyed?”

No.

“You sure…you have the “shining” crazy look on your face.”

I said no okay? Why can’t you just leave me alone. I am fine.

“Okay if you say so. I am going out with the friends.”

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2 hours later when you get back home…its like the Taliban set up an ambush just for you!

You men really complicate things…

No means yes and yes means no…in most cases.

@NaMaan

Women usually have such a complicated personality and on the top of it they expect from men to read their mind . Come on . . . men are just human like you , not a robot or some super human . I know we are awesome , but far from being perfect

Apne moon miyan mithu

Itne awesome ho ke ek larki ko nahin sambhal sakte…

@Decent_6Chora

Here is a tip for singles and just married couples with a situation:

Get on toes when you hear “ok fine” or “kuch nahi” or “kuch bhi tu nahi” (last one is used more in romentic dramas than in real life).

For example. You are about to leave from work to home and your freaking boss asks you to stay late. You call home and tells her that “begum I’ll be late tonight” and if she goes all taliban, shouting fighting with you, then bhayya all is well and you can work late but if she says any of the above mentioned term (ok fine or acha? theek hai or kuch nahi or more dramatic ok nahee, theek hai), then nothing is well. Kick boss in the back, take your you-know-what off the office chair and rush to home overspeeding. Even if you get caught by cop for overspeeding and if he is married, he will let you go after finding the situation coz he can relate to the story.

This is how they are!

YOU GOT IT!!!