Ok now here’s a joke i heard years ago, it was hillarious at the time, i can’t remember it word for word but i’m gonna try my best, here goes…
It was late, and the guy was sleepy and decided to go to bed..
He went up the stairs, into his bedroom pulled back the duvet cover and got into bed.
once he was comfy he reached over to his bedside table to turn the lamp off, just as he was about to flick the switch, a peculiar rapping noise grabbed his attention. He hesitated and got out of bed wandering where that odd rapping noise was coming from. The rapping noise seemed to be coming from downstairs, he picked up his baseballbat hoping it wasn’t a burglar trying to get in.
He went downstairs following the sound, he ended up outside his basement door confused.
He slowly reached for the doorknob (
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- sorry) The door made a creaking noise as he opened it.
The wrapping noise was definately coming from down there somewhere. He flicked the switch for the basement from the top of the stairs, but the light didn’t turn on “crap!” he muttered. he found a flashlight in one of the kitchen draws and cautiosly went down the stairs holding the flashlight in 1 hand and the baseball bat in the other.
he came to the bottom of the stairs, having reached the landing.
The rapping noise was now louder than ever, he pointed his flashlight to the centre of the room and saw a cardboard box lying there, all on it’s own. “hmm i dont remmeber that being there he said to himself”
The noise was coming from the box, whatever was inside the box was making this rapping noise. He walked over to the box and stood by it, carefully eye examing the outside of it. His hands trembling with fright reached for the flaps. He slowly opened it and gasped, there, inside the box was…
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A sheet of WRAPPING paper!!
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[This message has been edited by Ums (edited May 23, 2002).]