JOKE OF THE DAY: ChicagoIn a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and
sees apatient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him,"Charlie,
what are you doing?"Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"The
nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.The next day the nurse enters
Charlie’s room just as he stops drivinghis imaginary car and asks, "Well
Charlie, how are you doing?"Charlie says, “I just got into
Chicago”.“Great,” replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie’s
room andgoes across the hall into Bob’s room, and finds Bob sitting onhis bed
furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks,“Bob, what are you doing?!”
Bob says, “I’m screwing Charlie’s wife while he’s in Chicago!”