What women want?

The Searchers

by David Ennion

I’m told I’m attractive

So before life grows pale,

Single mum, early 30s

Seeks a genuine male.

Enjoy walking and talking

And restaurants and drinks.

All letters answered, but

Please no missing links.

Brunette with own transport

Wants good-looking hunk

To help her get over

That two-timing skunk.

Him liking children

Is crucial to me

As when the swine vanished

I remained with his three.

Divorcee with own business

And cuddles to spare,

Seeks mature professional

With the instinct to share.

Appreciates brains

And the good things in life,

But be warned I am nobody’s

Sweet little wife.

Outgoing redhead,

Memory like a sieve

Offers lasting relationship,

Great fun to be with.

Tons of attention

For the right kind of guy.

Six foot homeowners

I await your reply.

Unconventional lady

With new age outlook

Has a void in her life

Where once the earth shook.

Would intuitively like

To be more than just mates

With a Taurean male

Who has similar traits.

I desire close encounters

And perhaps something more,

As a solvent and witty

Self-employed herbivore.

Is it too much to ask

Of you single menfolk

To find a good sense of humour

On a non-smoking bloke.

Non-judgemental female,

Who needs TLC,

Feels that surely there’s someone

Out there right for me.

Desperately seeking

A sensitive chap.

Looks unimportant,

Please enclose recent snap.

eheheheh

not so true for easter girls especially pakis
but funny all the way

good