Original List (age 22):
- Handsome
- Charming
- Financially successful
- A caring listener
- Witty
- In good shape
- Dresses smartly.
- Appreciates finer things
- Full of thoughtful surprises
- An imaginative, romantic lover
Revised List (age 32):
- Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
- Opens car doors, holds chairs
- Has enough money for a nice dinner
- Listens more than talks
- Laughs at her jokes
- Carries bags of groceries with ease
- Owns at least one good tie & socks
- Appreciates her home-cooked meals, makes tea for her
- Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
- Seeks romance at least once a week (with her ofcourse !)
Revised List (age 42):
- Not too ugly ( bald head OK)
- Doesn’t drive off until she’s seated in the car
- Passes the TV remote to her willingly when she asks.
- Nods head when she’s talking (vertically, not horizontally ! )
- Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
- Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
- Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
- Still agrees to visit her parents house.
- Remembers to put the toilet seat down
- Shaves most weekends
Revised List (age 52):
- Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
- Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
- Doesn’t borrow money too often
- Doesn’t nod off to sleep when she’s talking
- Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
- Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
- Usually wears matching socks and fresh undergarments
- Appreciates a good TV dinner
- Talks to her relatives when they call up on phone
- Shaves some weekends
Revised List (age 62):
- Remembers where the bathroom is
- Doesn’t spend much time in the bathroom
- Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
- Only snores lightly when asleep
- Remembers why he’s laughing
- Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
- Usually wears clothes (his clothes)
- Likes soft foods
- Remembers where he left his teeth
- Remembers that it’s the weekend
Revised List (age 72):
- Breathing
2.Doesn’t miss the toilet - Still Loves her
