Main Pakistan gaye hui thi aur jab sab loog gehri neend so rahe the to maine mazze se apni khala ke chehre ko cartoon bana diya tha (apni mamaji kei makeup kit ke saath)
Aur kismat se agle din dood wala jaldi aa gaya tha.
Meri khala ne apna chehra nahin dhoya hua tha aur darwaze tak chali gaye.
Ya Allah! Us din us doodwalay ke expression dekh ne wale the !!
Aur meri khala ko bhi kuch samajh nahin aa rahi thi...
Jab dood wala chala gaya aur meri khala kitchen mmain dood rakhne aaye to meri cousins kehke maar ke hans rahi thin!!
Us din mujeh yaad hai ke meri kitni pittai hui thi =p**
isi tarah aik din college mein aik lardkay ko aik class fellow ne kaha keh yaar flaaani lardki tumhe i love u kehna chahti hai aur wo tumhe bula rahi thi. wo sach samajh k us lardki k paas gya aur usay i love u keh dya. he got a slap on his face.
Main Pakistan gaye hui thi aur jab sab loog gehri neend so rahe the to maine mazze se apni khala ke chehre ko cartoon bana diya tha (apni mamaji kei makeup kit ke saath)
Aur kismat se agle din dood wala jaldi aa gaya tha.Meri khala ne apna chehra nahin dhoya hua tha aur darwaze tak chali gaye.
Ya Allah! Us din us doodwalay ke expression dekh ne wale the !!Aur meri khala ko bhi kuch samajh nahin aa rahi thi...Jab dood wala chala gaya aur meri khala kitchen mmain dood rakhne aaye to meri cousins kehke maar ke hans rahi thin!!Us din mujeh yaad hai ke meri kitni pittai hui thi =p
hahahahahaahahaha bohot hi chalak aur shararti larki ho tum. iska matlab hai k tumse buch ke rehna chahye
How about the time, I interrupted my psychology teacher, and asked her in the middle of her explanation...how old was she? and was she dating anyone!!! :LB:
Hmm…
There was this friend who liked ice cream a lot. And he used to tease us with his psychopathic desire. So before the lunch break I bought two cups of ice cream from my school canteen (It was back in my 2nd grade…hehe)… and stuffed them in my bag. The idea was to show off when break time comes. U know…simple people, simple minds.
But after only 20/25 mins… i could smell, then see, the creamy ice pouring out from my bag like some soap water in a bath tub. I was so terrified and didn’t wanted my teacher to look… i took my bag and placed it on my chair and i sat over it…so that no one would see the creamy thing lurking out.
Rest u could imagine. Dirty pants…sticky bag with stickier books and papers… man everything was so sticky I just sat on my chair all through the end of day. Like 5 hours sstraight. Then had to ask the peon to call me a taxi and skip unnoticed. Phewww that was close. .. . and sticky.
I had opened up a smiliar thread before.To add something to it,last time in Dubai(which was my first ever visit to Dubai),I kissed a number of Russian Girls at York,for just like that,with their permission.
Hmm...
There was this friend who liked ice cream a lot. And he used to tease us with his psychopathic desire. So before the lunch break I bought two cups of ice cream from my school canteen (It was back in my 2nd grade...hehe)... and stuffed them in my bag. The idea was to show off when break time comes. U know...simple people, simple minds.
But after only 20/25 mins... i could smell, then see, the creamy ice pouring out from my bag like some soap water in a bath tub. I was so terrified and didn't wanted my teacher to look... i took my bag and placed it on my chair and i sat over it...so that no one would see the creamy thing lurking out.
Rest u could imagine. Dirty pants...sticky bag with stickier books and papers... man everything was so sticky I just sat on my chair all through the end of day. Like 5 hours sstraight. Then had to ask the peon to call me a taxi and skip unnoticed. Phewww that was close. .. . and sticky.
