It is a good read. I got many chuckles out of it except this line " And wearing a namaaz ki topi with a 3 foot beard is not helping anyone."
Hating the religious symbols does not make you look cool either.
I wish some guy rebuttals with flaws in female profiles. I remember one " I am looking for a Muslim brother who …"
Are you looking for a brother or a husband , makeup your mind lady.
Classic PCG! – keep making value judgements on “appearances”. Ironic that you disapprove of those who’re looking for “fair and slim” but you have such a long list of what works and doesn’t work for you appearance-wise. No matter who’s doing it, judgements prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances.
Well ok. I would prefer a clean shaved guy too but i dont think that gives me a bloody right to put down someone who is not that. It wouldnt say much about me as a person.
There is a thin line between wanting what you want and dissing something you don’t like. Why do you pinpoint it being odd when people ask for “slim” & “fair” girls? You can demand a non-bearded or a well kept guy but they can’t ask for same. WHY? Did you drop off from the moon or something?
This post is a tribute to all the fobs, pimps, gangsta's, romeo's, and science nerds out there looking for love on online muslim websites.
Here is what turns us girls OFF. In case you want to take these hints and go fix your profiles.
The Mummy Daddy boy: Ad reads something like "Our son is looking for a young slim fair girl age 22-25, he is a very smart doctor".
A. No smart doctor has their mummy daddy posting such crappy ads for their son. Is that what they did for his radiology resume? Please accept our son to your program, he is so wonderful. Acha, whatever.
B. A girl is looking for a guy online, not his amma.
C. It's obvious the dude has no clue his profile is being placed online, if he is normal; and if he does have a clue, then conversely, he is not normal.
Baby kisser: The guy who posts his profile pic with a baby in hand. It's probably his sister's baby or brother's baby or he grabbed it from his next door neighbor.
It's a cheap shot, but if the girl is ovulating, you may have a chance. Especially if a picture of you by yourself is fairly dismal in comparison.
The Fair and Slim Guy: this is the guy who makes the horrific mistake of writing in his profile that he wants someone fair and slim. First of all, those of us who are not fair and slim wont give you a chance, and secondly those who are fair and slim would think it arrogant of you to ask for someone pretty when you're likely a troll.
Unkept Guy: What the hell is up with these terrible profile pics. I've seen pics where the guys aren't properly groomed or dressed appropriately, or they have messy haircuts, or they look like they need to seriously lose weight. The best profiles are the ones where he is wearing a suit, or tie, or something formal or reasonably semi-formal. And wearing a namaaz ki topi with a 3 foot beard is not helping anyone. Really. Even the Burqa-clad women probably get a tad turned off.
The Sexy Man: even too much of a good thing can be bad. Some of these pictures and profile descriptions are pretty inappropriate for a muslim website. Don't expose your chest. Don't post a topless picture of yourself. Even if you have a six pack. Cuz then it means you're full of yourself. Don't be angling your body in 10 different directions, and certainly, MOST CERTAINLY, don't pose with a thumbs up sign in your picture.
The Country Hopper: If you live in Dubai, try to focus on the ladies in Dubai. If you live in New Delhi, try to focus on the ladies in New Delhi. How many guys from Bangalore am I to reject on shaadi dot com??? I've even placed filters, and somehow the Bangloris still get through. What the hell do they expect? That I'm going to go live there? Or moreover, I'm going to bust my butt getting them here when I don't even know them??
By the way, please take note that Bangalore has the best looking fobs.
An interesting read if nothing else but I would definitely not take it as a guide to making a matrimonial site profile. I have a beard and would not shave it for a (hypothetical) profile pic. If a girl has a problem with it, I'd want her to avoid my profile.
The idea of online matchmaking has failed for Pakistanis. Wherever you see profiles of Pakistanis or other South Asians, it's a mess.
The reason being, its too much for Pakistani men to handle girls and they are too excited when they realise that they get a licence to stare at girls, see their pictures, meet them, talk to them etc etc (all in halal manner) because 'they are about to marry ONE of them'.
This post is a tribute to all the fobs, pimps, gangsta's, romeo's, and science nerds out there looking for love on online muslim websites.
Here is what turns us girls OFF. In case you want to take these hints and go fix your profiles.
The Mummy Daddy boy: Ad reads something like "Our son is looking for a young slim fair girl age 22-25, he is a very smart doctor".
A. No smart doctor has their mummy daddy posting such crappy ads for their son. Is that what they did for his radiology resume? Please accept our son to your program, he is so wonderful. Acha, whatever.
B. A girl is looking for a guy online, not his amma.
C. It's obvious the dude has no clue his profile is being placed online, if he is normal; and if he does have a clue, then conversely, he is not normal.
Baby kisser: The guy who posts his profile pic with a baby in hand. It's probably his sister's baby or brother's baby or he grabbed it from his next door neighbor.
It's a cheap shot, but if the girl is ovulating, you may have a chance. Especially if a picture of you by yourself is fairly dismal in comparison.
The Fair and Slim Guy: this is the guy who makes the horrific mistake of writing in his profile that he wants someone fair and slim. First of all, those of us who are not fair and slim wont give you a chance, and secondly those who are fair and slim would think it arrogant of you to ask for someone pretty when you're likely a troll.
Unkept Guy: What the hell is up with these terrible profile pics. I've seen pics where the guys aren't properly groomed or dressed appropriately, or they have messy haircuts, or they look like they need to seriously lose weight. The best profiles are the ones where he is wearing a suit, or tie, or something formal or reasonably semi-formal. And wearing a namaaz ki topi with a 3 foot beard is not helping anyone. Really. Even the Burqa-clad women probably get a tad turned off.
The Sexy Man: even too much of a good thing can be bad. Some of these pictures and profile descriptions are pretty inappropriate for a muslim website. Don't expose your chest. Don't post a topless picture of yourself. Even if you have a six pack. Cuz then it means you're full of yourself. Don't be angling your body in 10 different directions, and certainly, MOST CERTAINLY, don't pose with a thumbs up sign in your picture.
The Country Hopper: If you live in Dubai, try to focus on the ladies in Dubai. If you live in New Delhi, try to focus on the ladies in New Delhi. How many guys from Bangalore am I to reject on shaadi dot com??? I've even placed filters, and somehow the Bangloris still get through. What the hell do they expect? That I'm going to go live there? Or moreover, I'm going to bust my butt getting them here when I don't even know them??
By the way, please take note that Bangalore has the best looking fobs.
oh .. so even those SO-CALLED-MUSLIM-DATING sites din help ya out .. .. !!! .. ..
shadi.com
lmao .. .. we made profile for one of very innocent friend .. and put his real details .. he got couple of calls and then he got pissed .. :p