what shoe to throw?

so a shoe gets thrown at the former US president in iraqand one getsthrown at teh chinese PM in UK. Speculations are that shoe throwing will gain popularity. maybe it will go from world leaders to business meetings and seminars, classrooms and commencement speeches.

there has to be some handy guide on what shoes to throw..
i mean really u dont want to throw your gucci loafers..cuz u aint getting it back, so maybe something from payless..

aerodynamics are important, plus the weight has to be factored in, a too light unconstructed type driving moc will not get to the intended target while a cowboy boot has a really high drag coeffcient, the weight distribution is all funky and it will probably fall short.

having been the target of mums chappals as a kid, i think they fly through the air like a ninjas weapon..but these are the basic sling flats, and not the rubber ones, the leather ones, some have a little heel others dont.

for mens shoes i think brogues would work best, they would balance teh weight of the shoe nicely so you have a consistent trajectory.

any expert advise?

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just another thought, i think khussay would be too light and their accuracy beyond 10 feet can be dodgy. I am really confused about saleem shahis they may do loops while flying.

but then i think if they are thrown frisbee style rather thana battle axe motion, they may be more accurate

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^^^:rotfl: @ khusa mashwara:omg:Mahwey hyrat hun ke duniya kiya se kiya hu jaay gi:hehe:

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please add your expert views about what type of footwear have the best accuracy..range and reach and impact.

jootay toh lihaaf mein bhi martay hain..but thatsa whole diff thing

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Accuracy tu I think 9 inches Pencil heel waley jooty ki zabardst or to the point hu gi. Heel peker ker thora sa ghumaiya or dhain kanpati per;) magar police case na ban jaey:hmmm: agar is ka khiya rakhna hai tu khusa is the best magar os ke liy alla muharat chahiy ky dor tak war ker saky:smokin2:

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uss ka boomerang effect naheen ho ga?

:hehe: **Nahi kabhi mera tu mujh tak wapis nahi aiya:wink:
Magar agar itni muharat hu jaay tu joota zaiya nahi jaay ga safely wapis catch ker lo or reuse hu sakta hy:rotfl:
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merey khiyaal mein .just for emmergency .. i think i will get a pair of shoes made ..for a rainy day ..you never know when they could come to use..

i ll order size 8 ..to be specially made by *Bata shoes ..*and they wont be made from leather or any other material but made out of hardwood ..solid oak .. aur keep em in the trunk of my car ..so when ever i go to a place where a president or senior figure is attending i will wear em just before i go in ..to agar zaroorat parh gai ..to i will have no choice but to launch my weapons ..

well considering the material ..i think they will travel a great distance .. thrown any how under arm , full length .. or even a yorker .. will most surely do some damage ..after which i would be doing :lol:

so yea ..

Kia Haal surranwa Sirr Da

Koi Juttee maar nahin Milda!




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I don’t like this shoe throwing biznis. It’s barbaric :snooty:

You did not like Matrix…?

better to throw a shoe than to shoot with Bullets …don’t you agree :k:


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I think I can do more harm with my socks.

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I liked Matrix. I also like your avatar.

But I think it's better to use words effectively.

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i am talking about joota throwing at other stuff, like when you go for a wedding and the bride's friends have to make a speech and almost always they are not prepared and it sucks, and they kinda ramble on, and it makes no sense, but they think is really funny..

or when during mehndi everyone has to do a set piece, even if they are really not ready, in sync or have any talent at all for dancing.

or you are in class and ppl are making presentations and igor from lithuania is droning on and on about some computer technical detail that no one really wants to hear and its completely unrelated becuse it is a sociology class anyways..

those are the types of venues I am talking about.

one can scribble the words with a marker on the sole of the shoe before its hurled..would that be effective use of words?

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OK, use stamp ink on the soles, but you've got to be really good at your throw.

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i also think that if these are good shoes then they should have a retractable cord attached so they can be reused..I am such an environmentalist you know...recycle, reuse, relapse..err no strike that last one out

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:rotfl:

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OH PHULEEEEZZZ!!

You all terrorists :vivo:

Terrorists nahi jootarists kahu:rotfl: