. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, “Wait… where the hell is Harry Potter?”
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Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
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Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: “The Ring.”
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Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
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Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
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Finish off every one of Elrond’s lines with “Mr. Anderson.”
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When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, “And I did it… MY way…!”
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Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone’s finger and fall down the stairs.
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Dress up as old ladies and reenact “The Battle of Helms Deep” Monty Python style.
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When Denethor lights the fire, shout “Barbecue!”
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Every time Elrond appears, shout out (in your best ‘Dobby’ voice) “Clothes! Master gave Elrond Clothes!”
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In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout “RUN FOREST, RUN!”
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Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: “That’s what I’m Tolkien about!” See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
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During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, “Where’s Waldo?”
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Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
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Start an Orc sing-a-long.
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Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
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When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, “I see dead people!”
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Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
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Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
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Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for Mayor of London.
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When Shelob comes on, exclaim, “Man! Charlotte’s really let herself go!”
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After the movie, say “Lucas could have done it better.”
