What Men Say..but What They Actually Mean!

MAN…i am listening to you!
ACTUALLY…will that red head fall for a married guy with children?

MAN…you look amazing dear, have u lost weight?
ACTUAL…plz get distracted enough so i can wash off my secretary’s lipstick stains off my shirt!

MAN…i was just thinkin about you
ACTUAL…are you turned on?

MAN…lets take your car.
ACTUAL…mine is full of garbage, six packs and has no gas.

MAN…you know i could’nt love anyone but you
ACTUAL…you are the only one who lets me go with what i hav done!

AND THE BEST ONE

MAN… I have read all the classics.
ACTUAL…i have been subscribed with PLAYBOY since 1972!

lol @ the third one.

man: Darling, have i ever told you how much i love you?

actually: I've burnt the dinner again.

:hehe: …some good stuff…:k: