I don’t need to read the instructions…
REALLY MEANS, “I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.”
I missed you…
REALLY MEANS, “I can’t find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out
of toilet paper.”
I brought you a present…
REALLY MEANS, “It was free ice scraper night at the hockey game.”
I heard you…
REALLY MEANS, “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping
desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next 3 days yelling at
me.”
I DO help around the house!..
REALLY MEANS, “I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket.”
Honey, we don’t need material things to prove our love.
REALLY MEANS, “I forgot our anniversary again.”
It’s a guy thing…
REALLY MEANS, “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,
and you have no chance at all of making it logical”
I can’t find it…
REALLY MEANS, “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely
clueless.”
It’s really a good movie…
REALLY MEANS, “It’s got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women.”
One and Only Raja_420 A.k.a Yasir.