What is your Salary ?

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LMAO!!!

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my answer: emm, its better .. .. are you gona do taxes for me .. ??

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:hehe: ..

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:omg:

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I usually tell them

"Daal roti chal rahi hai...Allah ka karam hai...."

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Can i tell my wife what is my salary, or i shouldn't?

Personally i feel not even your close people (mom/dad/behn/bahi/wife) should know about all the assets, something should remain secret.

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People or Desi make a mistake by asking about someone's Salary directly, they should ask what do people averagely make in that particular industry and position?

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I hate it…sooooooooo rude :smack:

I always tell them a lesser amount…i don’t want any1’s “boori nazar” on my life!!! :hinna:

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say...

1: alhumdullilah guzare laiaq hai
2: aap kiyon pooch raein hein? ... waise aapki kitni tankhwa hai?
3: would you like my SS too? ... how about my credit card numbers?
4: 10 million and I'm due for a raise.
5: I don't feel comfortable discussing this with you?
5: none of your business

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ps. i don't like ppl asking me my salary either...

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Wife should know.

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OFFENDED

Never ask age and wage :snooty:

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I always laugh out and ask... "Are you serious?" and then make them feel stupid

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Right

I wont hide. I will just ask them to right down my CNIC 14 digit #.

Then you go ot FBR site and ask for NTN no

Call Central board of revenue and ask then how much Income tax this NTN holder paid this year. They will tell you. Now go to latest SRO for Tax slabs and determine in which slab of income this tax apply. Simple

No need to go for yes or no. Let them do some effort in finding this important information. There are some ingenius ways to tackle different situation :chai:

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:rotfl:
quality quality answer

I started a project and it took my mom 2 years to find out how much investment is involved ..

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My aunt always tells us her salary first, her and husband combined earn £40,000 which is a fairly good income, now my husband doesnt earn that much, plus its only him working, and she alwyas asks acha to abi to woh 25,000 pe to hoga na...she puts words into my mouth like that so i can either say yes or not...i alwyas just say something like that....

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^ nadz ur aunt sounds like typical desi khala ype ....

next time when she ask tell er ur husband pay increased now he is earning 50k PA and see er reaction..

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Badtameez desi: "yaar aap to naraaz ho gaye"
aahmed: "bhai aap chutyaapay ki baat kareiN gay to meiN naraaz nahi hooN ga?"

whats chutyaapay?

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^ lolz

It can be used in descriptive anatomy -ya kia chutiapay ka banda hai .
It can be used in business - mujhay ya chutiapay ki job casay milay gi ?
It can be a prediction - yar chutiapa ho jaay ga .
friends - "aao chutiapay karain ."
enemy chutia ko chorunga nae
sad yar chutiapa ho gaya
relief chutiapay say bach gaay yar
difficulty yar kia chutiapay ki cheez hai
Incompetency chutiaya wa banda
Despair phir chutiapa ho gaya
lazyness yar ya chutiapay kar raha hai
Displeasure kia chutiapay kar rahay ho ?

I can go onnnnnn and onnnnnnnn about this amazing wondefull word