**SOCIALISM:
**You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consu ltant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
**PHILIPPINES SYSTEM:
**You have two cows. One is owned by US and the other is controlled by the government.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
**DUBAI SYSTEM:
**You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a ’ Cow City ’ or ’ Milk Village ’ for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention.
**SHARJAH SYSTEM:
**You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai . The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.
**ABUDHABI SYSTEM:
**You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.
**Dill par mat lay yaar … FT don’t take my any word on heart **:nono: ** … its just Gup Shup and nothing … I’ve almost forgot where i said you this … **
Soooo true about American, British and UAE 
i’m still researching what is this ?**
After that sad sad and now lonely lonely