im sure u all must have done atleast one of these or more 
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You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
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You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
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You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.
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Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
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When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
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When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “9” to get an outside line.
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You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies. -
You learn about your lay-off on the 10 o’clock news.
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Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
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Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.
… and the real clinchers are…
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You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
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As you read this list, you think about
forwarding it to your “friends”. -
You got this e-mail from a friend that never
talks to you any more,except to send you jokes from the net. -
You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
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You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn’t a No. 9.
(Bet you all did this one!?!?!?)