What is the blonde upto now

Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign
that read, “Tokyo Disneyland Left”, so they turned around and went home.

Q : How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills

Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking

Q : Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain

Q : Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A : Because they can spell it

Q : Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A : It took her months to figure out she could use it at night!

Q : What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A : A dope ring

Q : Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
A : Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

Q : What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!

Q :Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
A : Because below 18 was not allowed

Re: What is the blonde upto now

Why u bazzi bazzi always tolk about me

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Mujhay kiya pata tha kay aap Blonde Baalti hein

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^ :rotfl:

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i cant understand the logic bhai
kion sab blondes kay peechay paray ho:confused:

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ha jee dekhey na, bhala ye bhi koi sarafat hai, wesey ye bhai kiss ko kaha aap ney :confused:

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:)

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OK baba SHHHHHHHHHARAFAT khhhhhhhhhushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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oh sorry uncle:)

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keh diaa uncle, chaloo aab jaldi sey GS per kisiko aunty keh ker mera janaga jaieg keryaoo

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Blondes are hot. And easy. :hehe:

I like them for these reasons.

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sory balti wala sahab aap kay liye yahan koi aunty nahi milay gi fazol farmaish

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Niyet achi hoo to kam mey barket per hi jati hay, tum bus ye duwa kero ke chachi character ki achi hoo.

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Niyet achi hoo to kam mey barket per hi jati hay, tum bus ye duwa kero ke chachi character ki achi hoo.

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UM......
nobody has laughed at ur jokes yet...............................
i think its funny!!!:):):):):)

hehe.......

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:cb:

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^ Blonde Alert