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A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to the hospital.
The doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’
THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
The girl says – ‘he is the father of my baby.’
YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. The report comes, which says that you can never become a father.
EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”
THIS IS REAL TENSION. 
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Re: What is tension…
This joke is already posted..but still funny 
Re: What is tension…
sorry..didn’t mean to make u upset 
Re: What is tension...
oh hahahaha...
that was brutal, poor guy...... LOL....rated 5*'s
Re: What is tension…
Wasssssssssssssssssup Night Walker !!!
PS: You should have named it Night Stalker Istead…
Re: What is tension…
Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppp NightVision kesay hain janaab aap?
Nahee Nightwalker theek rahay ga 
Re: What is tension...
I'm just messi'n wid u, dosen't bother me...night walker is fine...so how are you doing,
nice to have you here........................
Re: What is tension…
I know you b messin with meh!! 
I always fail at getting along with the jokes, 
Ya to log samajh tay hain ke mai bohot serious hun ya phir bilkul bhi serious nahee 
thank you for having me here. 
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