What is Rishta CV ? [Split]

[Malika12]

@diwana

Woman CV must include:

1- Cook all kind of food. No, I do not believe in shan masala.

2- Enthusiastic to make my husband happy with all the needs even at 2:00 AM.

3- I feel very energetic. Vacccuming, cooking, cleaning and laundry for the whole family does not bother me.

4- Love to make MIL, SIL my good friends. I feel any wife should respect FIL and stay away or respect BIL or cousin in law like her own brother and if caught with him, just accept the fault without arguing.
( Reference..Meri Zaat Zarrae Be Nishan)

5- Will rub his feet whenever he comes home from work and have hot dinner ready.

6- I deeply feel husbands are like crown over head…(our Sartaj). Reference: My mother.

7- Good at ironing male shirts and pants. Never made two creases. (Please ask my brother)

8- Skilled in sewing, using sewing machine and many kithcn appliances. Never broke any appliance and got a certificate which can be provided if requested.

9- Flexible in providing services to husband on demand.

10- Always left my brother alone when he is on the phone with a girl.

11- Winner of dessert maker in ‘one dish party’. Can’t describe how good I felt when I saw people drooling to take the left over home what I brought. (References are available on demand)

12- My figure is smaller and more attractive than the bottle of “Coca Cola”.

13- I am very satisfied woman and I do not believe in spending husband money on anything unless he approves.

Men’s resume is next:

lol!! Is this really all a guy looks for in a girl?? You should just marry a robot instead of a person…

And who doesn’t like shan masala man…like come on!