What is Pakistan and Pakistani?

AM bro! you have lived too long in isolation. Are you settled in some nice comfy apartment in a Western country. Looks like it.

FYI, in Pakistan we have updated the concept of Khalifa. It now means someone who doesn't do anything and doesn't know anything about this world.

Another definition of Khalifa is "barber" or hajjam.

So calm down and take a sip of water. We can certainly oppose these "modern day" Khalifas without the fear of divine intervention.

Unless off course you are hiding the real khalifa in your armpit. If that's the case, then let the poor guy out. Things may not be that comfy there.