Some people define marriage as the most expensive way to get your laundry done free? Is that true? Well, that’s one thing to ask your elders, may be they know it better. Some say that marriage is a three ring circus and those rings are engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. When a newly married couple smile, every one knows why; but when a ten-year-old married couple smiles, every one wonders why. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. When a man is single he is incomplete; and when he is married he is finished. I have heard many people having negative thinking not really negative but not positive either. Following are just some examples of….
1st Guy (proudly): "My wife is an angel."
2nd Guy: "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
A little boy (to his father): “Dad, how much does it cost you to get married?”
Father: "I don't know my son, I am still paying for it."
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said: “It really works!”