WHAT IS MARRIAGE?

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).

  2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the
    blind.

  3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters.

  4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

  5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of
    marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

  6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You
    order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

  7. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.

  8. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

  9. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

  10. They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage,it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

  11. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

  12. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

  13. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

  14. Before marriage, a man ‘yearns’ for the woman he loves. After the marriage the “Y” becomes silent.

  15. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems
    longer.

  16. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

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lol :meeno: I agree. im not married but still im so scared of gettin married :frowning: :frowning: arghhhh its so complicated !!!

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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soooo difficult to explain this topic...it take ages.........lollzz

who is there..........to PROTECT me forever
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:cb:

now I’m really getting nervous :bummer:

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lol...

it's a gamble.. u can't know until u try it really :)

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^^
and that explains y gambling is haram :D :D

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:hehe:

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I have been married for 31 years. I have thee daughters. Two married. One got married as recently as 14th July. I am a Nana also.
In marraige, more of an Army law applies.....there can't be two commanders! One has to be a General and the other a Brigadiare....both can't be the same and the success lies in one of them choosng to be the General and the other accepting it...and in most of the cases..we have a lot of female Generals in Civil Society :)

Dont take it as a 14th August joke...facts are FACTS!

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Marriage is a scene from hell.
(so I did, but take a chil pill...it was a typo)

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Please make it seen as SCENE !:halo:

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:DGr8

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good one

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lol @ 15

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:)