**What is Marketing ?
**You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s **Direct Marketing **
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way,
I’m very rich “Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich…”
That’s **Brand Recognition. **
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s **Customer Feedback **
Have been posted before, but still funny :k:
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