Ever wonder what will happen if the reverse Exodus happens Americans
rushing to Pakistan .. if ever Rs 1 = $100 !!
What will happen??? Here it goes .
PLACE : TWO AMERICANS AT IBM, USA.
Mr. Alex : hi John, youdidn’t come yesterday to office?
Mr. John :yeah, I was in Pakistani embassy for stamping.
Alex : Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become
very strict
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped ?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in
front of me and they played with him like anything, that’s why it got
delayed, I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? in Pakistan, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped
for USA visa.
John : Yeah but that is because who in Pakistan will be interested in
coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving ?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in Pakistan
and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly PIA. sort of dream come
true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in Pakistan
John : What do you means by how long. I will be settled in Pakistan, my
company has promised me that they will process my hara patta (Green
Card).
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a hara
patta (Green Card) in Pakistan
John : Yeah, that’s why, I am planning to marry a Pakistani girl there
Alex : But you can find lots of American girls in Karachi & Islamabad.
John : But , I prefer Pakistani girls coz they are beautiful and
cultured
Alex : Where did you get the offer ?
John : Shakar Pur city (downtown), yeah, salary is good there, but cost
of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000 for a single room accommodation.
Alex : I see, that’s too much for us people, rs 1 = $100 , oh god !
what about in Quetta & Peshawar ?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Shakar Pur. It is
like the world headquarters of software.
Alex : I heard , almost all the Pakistani’s are having one personal
robot for help.
John : You can get a bmw car for Rs 5000, and a personal robot for less
than Rs 7500. but my dream is to purchase Suzki FX-800, which costs
Rs.20,000 but has got sexy designing.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : Ahmed associates, a pure Pakistani company, specialized in
embedded software.
Alex : Oh, really , lucky to work in a pure Pakistani company, they are
really intelligent and unlike
American body shoppers who have opened their fly by night outfits in
Pakistan, Pakistani companies pay you in full even when you r on bench.
my friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Maakran
(south balouchistan), the most livable place in Pakistan, probably world
there, you have full freedom and no restrictions. YOU can do whatever
you want!!! I wonder how that state has perfected that system
John : Yeah man, you r right. I hope our America also follows the
footsteps.
Alex : how are you going to cope with their language ?
John : Why not ? from my school days I ve been learning Urdu as my
first language here at New York. At the consulate they tested my
proficiency in Urdu and were quite impressed by my cent score in U-FEL
i.e. test of Urdu the official international language (like tofel).
Alex : so , you r going to have fun there,
John : Yeah, I will be traveling in the world’s fastest train, world’s
largest theme park, and the famous lollywood where you can see actors
like, Irfan koosat, Sultan Rahi, Babra Sharif, Reema and all.
Alex : You know, Gen. Musaraf is scheduled to visit us next year, he
may then relax the number of visas.
John : That’s true. last month, Infosys - Naswar Khan Paktoon visited
white house and donated 2000rs for Infrastructure development at silicon
valley and has promised more if we follow the model of high-tech city of
ShakarPur and Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. very lucky
person.
Alex : But, Pakistani govt is planning to split Naswar Khan Paktoon-
Infosys
John : he is a hard worker man, he can build any number of infosys
like this, every minute he is getting Rs. 1000, it seems, if you keep
all his money converted as Rs.100 notes you can reach the pluto
Alex : Ok, good luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. and don’t go to consulate in a Shalwar Kamiz
because they will think you r too Pakistani zed and may doubt you will
ever comeback and hence ur non-immigrant visa may get rejected. but
don’t forget to say Aslam Alikum, aap kaisay hain" to the visa officer
at window
- It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don’t
greet him that way. My seniors at college have told me.
