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This reminds me of a joke:
Kid points to the mother's belly and asks her why her belly is big and round?
Mother replies, "mera pyara baby andar hai"
The kid, obviously puzzled and slightly shocked asks," Pyara hai tau khaa kyun gayin?
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lol…
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Simple, ill just have one kid and he’ll never c my pregnant belly 
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hm...then hell b sad n ask u why dnt i have a sibling...
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it depends if the kid was old enough i'd tell the truth...i think..
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then they wouldn be kid anymore:bummer:
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lol ..mom used to tell me k allah ta’ala babies ko maa k bister main rakh jatai hain something like santa claus:o …anyway the thought of where humans come from makes me :yukh: ..
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You might as well tell them. Otherwise, they're going to learn it from others, and they usually pick up wrong information that way. I used to work with kids, and you wont believe the ideas they had about sex, because of what they picked up from other kids who thought they knew what they're talking about.
And its better to be open about those things. Besides, your child being open with you on the topic might prevent them from actually engaging in sex. Because they're going to listen to you, not their friend's peer pressure. Well, hopefully.
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and if my boy asks me why didnt we have a daughter... i will say duaghters were expensive we didnt have enough money...
and if my daughter asks me i will simply say boys were expensive at that time and we didnt have enough money..
case solved :D
Will lead to permanent inferiority complex. "I was cheaper!!!"
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my gosh lol
witch dr you do have a point..s hukar hai abhi bachey nahe hoye warna problem ho jani thi …
*nia thinking of a new thing to tell her future kidies
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Pass the buck to biwi.
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And the little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as
I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male...:D
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My friend told me about her experience that a kid which was next neighbour of her. One day he asked with her that where baby is come from, she replied form hospital, then the kid replied no! Maulvi sahib give khutba in masjid and told that baby is hidden in seven layers in the belly of the mother and my frined is just quiet after listening the answer.
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Do it like the old story,
A child went to her mother and asked where he came from, Mother ignored the next day it was the same question, After a week mother decided that she should tell him where he came from.
After two hours of explination of whole birth process the child looked at her mother and said but my friends came from Lahore, Faisalabad and Karachi, Tell me where I come from ????:D
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I would probably say that you save a lot of money and give to a hospital and then buy a baby. Now if you don’t behave I will return you to the hospital and ask for a refund:D
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that reminds me .. when I was in second grade .. one of my teacher was pregnant .. well now I know she was pregnant that time. So, whenever she entered the class .. I would always think to myself that how did she manage to swallow Bowling Ball 