will you tell your spouse? would-be spouse? local maulvi? national enquirer? The Sun? Uncle Aslam’s phuppa?
discuss
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haN, agar shaadii karvaa ke ham se **'EXPERIMENT'**** karvaaye to phir hameN koii ai'taraaz nahiiN na hogaa ;) :D**
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Face book per aylan-e-Aam :p
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will you tell your spouse? would-be spouse? local maulvi? national enquirer? The Sun? Uncle Aslam's phuppa?
discuss
Not Uncle Aslam's phuppa - don't you remember he tried to make a quick buck off of Bunty when he was returned from the belly of whale. Nope, if anyone's going to make money from my other-world experience, it's going to be me, taking my tale to the National Enquirer and the Sun and getting them to bid on my story :)
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too bad x-files is no more or it can be an episode.
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Face book per aylan-e-Aam :p
dont knock it you try it, them alien honeys sure know how to entertain
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elaborate experiments 
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diff aliens, diff subjects, diff experiments..
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What if I choose not to talk to anyone and pretend nothing happened 
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Well X2 bhai it really depends… did this kidnapping and experimentation occur before or after my marriage/engagement?
if it occurs pre-engagement i believe my fiance would have the right to know…as this may effect his decision to marry me…i do not think however…that my in laws need to know about all this…but nothing shud be hidden from my future life partner
since there are probably some after effects from the experimentation + psychological issues associated with said abduction…if I hid it from him and he found out later (i.e. after marriage)…he might have issues with the fact that main aliens ke saath raatein guzaar k aayi…
however, if it was post marriage I would hope that my husband would stand by me through this difficult time…but alas only non existent hubby can answer that :hinna:
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Depends on how hot are AlienEEES
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I call them
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I have a question.
We had a little maid girl, she came back from vacation, missing her parents like hell.
We gave her typhoid injection(it gives fever), now later afternoon my SIL came running in the room, telling "us larki ko jinn aa gaye"
Me raised on x-file, got really scared but went to her any ways, she was lying down on the floor eyes rolled up, making noises, showing all classic signs of jinn.
When I looked at her and held her, she was still like a child so my fear went away. I called 2 ppl for assistance, both doctors. I could not get hold of them.
Mean while my friend came, he told me of a baba, who owned a hardware store.
So we took her there, baba addressed the jinn and ask him to look at him. Girl/jinn would avoid and look at the roof. Then baba took out a long knife from the table, and start running it on the surface. Then girl or jinn looked at him. Baba read some thing throw water on her, she became normal and we brought her home.
Now then later I got call from my sis(one of the doctor) she said you could have given her valum(sleeping pill) instead.
At night my father came home he said the same thing.
So you decide.
(It wasn't really a question but a story)
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Aliens abduct me?
Hmmm Well everyone knows that a long time ago a bunch of Predators took me away and put me on one of thier hunting planets... unfortunately they did not realise I was the better hunter so I beat all four of the kill team they designated then went with the rest of them to hunt down some of the Alien serpents they always pursue. Now if your wondering wheres the proof then just as the next predator you see. Those projectile spears they use, I taught them all about those.
In return they are eternally gratefull to me and will deal with any other Alien species that even thinks about getting at me...
Oh and remember Cloverfield? That was Chuck Norris goldfish. :D
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I will take them to the alien court.
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will you tell your spouse? would-be spouse? local maulvi? national enquirer? The Sun? Uncle Aslam's phuppa?
discuss
I wouldn't let them test me I have brains ;) Aliens are born with no brains
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those are arizona aliens, which is no surprise :) we are talking about aliens who visit more enlightened places
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it could happen one day. There have been various UFO sightings so i wouldnt rule it out. If it was me i would let it perform experiments. Then come back and sell the story. Ill be set for life:D