Bullets from heroes kill with one shot and in less than a second. Bullets from criminals maim, but if they do kill, it takes longer.
Virginity protects you from serial killers.
It only takes two people to turn a two ton fallen tree into a massive booby trap that operates by pulling a tiny wooden shim.
Heroes’ handguns fire 70 shots and never miss. Criminals’ handguns fire six shots of questionable accuracy. They also ricochet more often than heroes.
Heroes simply bleed less than criminals, who tend to bleed in arterial spray patterns, resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.
The first hot woman to appear onscreen in any spy movie is the double agent.
All cars will explode into fireballs when rolling over a cliff or hill. It’s simple physics.
Spaceships make lots of noise, despite the vacuum of space.
Heat-seeking missiles turn on a dime. They’re more nimble in the air than a Ruby-Throated Hummingbird.
Share yours…
K337
September 18, 2008, 3:56pm
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Spaceships make lots of noise, despite the vacuum of space.
:D
TLK
September 18, 2008, 5:09pm
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your punch, when hits the villian, gives a THISHOON sound
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& what about those “flying” heroes during fight
Niksik
September 18, 2008, 5:51pm
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You mean the matrix type? Now those are koooool!
Sidra54
September 18, 2008, 5:53pm
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oooh..add the movie names too
nah… talking about lollywood ACTION movies. they are just ‘wow’
Mirch
September 18, 2008, 6:26pm
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I swear that I read "the things I learned from moulvies". I guess , mah a ramazan ka maheena hay na iss lee-a .
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sare heros ki girl friend hamessha maal kyon hoti hain?
TLK
September 18, 2008, 7:13pm
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kyun ke heroine agar kachra maal hon gi to movie dekhnai kon ja'ai gaa
zxcvb
September 18, 2008, 7:23pm
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I have learnt that bollywood movie actors are made of steel, if you hit them with a hockey stick or iron rod...nothing will happen. Except, sometimes when the hero is hit on the head, he gets amnesia for a while and later regains his memory when he is hit on the head again.
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TLK
September 18, 2008, 7:30pm
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and later regains his memory when he is hit on the head again.
much cheaper than a brain surgery
Niksik
September 18, 2008, 8:13pm
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What about the fact that every family has a song, so when they get lost, they sing that song to find each other.
I think I need a family song as well....yes that's what I've learned.
TLK
September 18, 2008, 8:19pm
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For that, mother needs to go blind so she wont recongnise the kids by seeing them :D
Niksik
September 18, 2008, 8:20pm
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Villains always have chuwara on their face!
ehsan
September 19, 2008, 9:39am
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When trying to escape from a villain the victim always runs in the middle of the road pursued by a car which seems to take its time to catch up with the victim. Why doesn’t the victim run into side streets or just get of the main road.
ehsan
September 19, 2008, 9:41am
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If the hero is a policeman he always goes to catch the villain and his twenty hanger ons alone and beats them to a pulp even though each one of those hanger ons are so strong that they could break every bone in the heroes body.
clever observation
But i remember T2, no matter where john cooner goes, t-1000 goes after him :no:
so how do Bollywood mothers go blind? And their dads are hostages in some villain’s island resort dungeon.