A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”
Why are Sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can’t remember what they have been assigned to.
Did you hear about the Sardar who signed all his cheques so that no one else could use them if he lost his cheque book?
Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
A Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.”
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They’re there for those who don’t drink.
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
A Sardar, a Japanese and a Britisher were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down. Because they had nothing else, they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the Britisher took the seat, and our Sardar took the door. After a while of walking the Britisher asked the Japanese “I’m confused, why did you bring the radiator?” The Japanese responded, “If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid.” Next our Pappaji asked the Britisher “Why did you bring the seat?” So the Britisher said “If I get tired, I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat.” Finally the Japanese asked our Hero why he had chosen the door. The Sardar quickly responded to this question, “Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window.”
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Why does a Sardar only change his baby’s diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box “good for up to 20 pounds.”