What does a waiter say?

[jalpari90]

@nadz123

haha, we went to a restaurant and he said kya chaiye.....…

er…

me- `can i have a menu first ( in urdu)

him- rolling eyes…hands me one..so i decide to talk in english..

noticing my accent..he jumps

jee madam, ...... and of he goes minding all his ps and qs…as if the queen had just arrived…

Ah come on. Why would you want to impress a waiter with English accent?